Don't be sad! It's CARNIVALE!

Wow i haven't done this for a while! A fair bits changed since my last soiree into blogging:

• Ayler is now 4 years old
• I have encountered more celebrities to add to the list
• I am on my way 2 actually doing my theory finally
• Friendships have been "exposed" so to speak!
• I am a fan of Gullivers World
• I have picked my favourite X Factor contestant, and for once it isn't a 40 year old black woman! It's Diana
  

Anyway not a lots been going on, the most interesting thing that's happened would have to be my visit to Hollyoaks. Which was like this Thursday just gone, it was rate immense! Me and Michaela saw, Ravi, who looked a bit like he wanted more attention than we were giving him, then Tony strutted through singing to himself, then Leo waltzed in, then Neville, who i thought had died, then Cindy, Louise and Mandy!! Didn't actually talk 2 any of them though, gutted, but we had a tour of the set at the end and the guy who does the Hollyoaks Backstage stuff was nice 2 us and spoke 2 us, and Chris even slammed in a Graphics Crew link

Ayler's birthday came around on Friday, and he seemed 2 have a nice time. I went to Gullivers World with him on Saturday, and managed to look more terrified than any of the surrounding children on one ride. In my defence i DIDNT EXPECT IT TO DROP AND IT WENT DAMN HIGHER THAN I EXPECTED IT TO! You can see Ayler at the side laughing to himself! Little DAREDEVIL!

And as for the friendships thing, several people have now had their last chance to salvage things, and 1 or 2 of them are ones i genuinally expected to care!!!

But oh well im happy with the friends i've got these days, they LOVE MEEEE and i love them!!!

Also, well done to both Natalie and Chris who both went on the Motorway for the first time recently and wer DEAD BRAAAVE. Well in guysss!!!!!!

2night i met Jess's sister Robin (or Robyn but i think its Robin haha) and she was rate lovely! And me, her, Jess and Corless 1 went 2 the CARNIVALE which didnt really work out for Johnny No Rides Over here, i dont like rides! But it was fun chav spotting and eating old popcorn with the Corless! And the others seemed 2 enjoy theirselves toooo!!!!!

xxxx GC Episode 2 should be done soon for you "fans" xxxx

The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe Door

Harro Allll

I just ate a Haribo off the floor from last nights filming session. This is truly the life. The job front is picking up pace slowly, I had the most interesting and unique job interview of ALL TIME today...it was for the Ethnic Emporium in the middle of Wigan, it was one of those places I gave a CV in but they said they didn't have anything at the time so i sort of forgot about it, but they phoned up, so SCORE for me. Unluckily its only a Saturday job, but hopefully if i set myself up with a nice weekday job too i'll be ROLLIN IN IT LAAAA

Some of the questions included, "Would you have any problems with Gays and Wiccas", which lets face it, isn't the kind of question Boots or something wouldn't throw at you. Another one was like, "If a shifty kind of man came in, would you sell him a sword?"...again...Boots, not so much with the swordplay. I loves it! Hope i get this one it could be really interesting! She asked me to tell her about me, so whilst mentioning my dad was a joiner the woman asked "Do you have doors on your wardrobe?" and I thought "Nothing will top this Job Interview"...eat your heart out Marks and Spencers with your questions about obese women who try to buy something that isn't flattering.

Yesterday was entertaining too, and we saw Will and managed to swindle him into filming a scene for Episode 3 of the GC (even though Episode 2 isn't finished yet...why we needed him for Ep3 will be revealed upon its release!). It was odd dressing up in college style clothes and trapsing around Wigan College, ITS NO JOHN RIGBY. There was a scary bearded man who accused me of cruising I think. He said something like "You're standing by the boys toilets, people might get the wrong idea". There were like 5 of us, surely we dont ALL look like perverts.

Anyway, today again, I managed to buy my Ipod! Eventually, music again! My phone didn't compare once one of the headphones went bust. And now Chris's car is insured we planned to go to Formby, but it went dark so we went to Haigh Hall and watched Nat and Jess get pissed (I'm a bit ill, and Chris was driving), then we returned to our individul maisons after throwing Nat and Jess onto some street to get mauled by Little Dave.

And I watched Ugly Betty
Which i love
Long live Amanda!!!!!

NIGHT GUYS
thanks for reading! and please do my poll once again! (Ayler won the last one, I came second, Chris and Natalie joint third, and Michaela sadly last!)
xxxx Big Love xxxx

The Downfall of Nathan O'leary

Hello everyone!

Firstly, Episode One of the Graphics Crew is up, called "Fallen Empire", ask me about it if you're interested. Me and the rest of the team are happy with the outcome, it's something we can actually be proud of making and actually completing, we just hope you like it and get it as much as us!

Secondly. 18 year old people, and some younger ones, are crap. For some of them it's apparant friendship doesn't mean a lot, friendship with me at least. Obviously I have those, recently decreasing in amount, minority that I can call true friends, but as for quite a lot of my college friends, it's been downhill since we left. And some of these have shocked me because I thought our friendship was based on more than a building in which we had to see each other daily. Maybe I'm just being paranoid on some counts but it feels like i've lost contact with a damn lot of people who both sides said we wouldn't. And sometimes it's my fault, but i'd like to think most of the time it isn't. People know with me that i feel a lot of the time i put more effort into the friendship than the other side, so i've decided that i'm going to wait and see how many of the people i called friends make an effort with me, or if our friendship was all about me making plans. It seems like people are all up for being my friend if I organise stuff, but if i dont i'm pretty easy to forget about.

Anyway, that tesco job i didn't get. So GUTTED. But oh well, i'm hoping for the best with another 1 in wigan :D :D.

I'd like to say I really am grateful to those friends of mine who are still around and make as much effort with me as I make with them and they do know who they are coz i keep bombarding them with this grateful-ness, if that's a word

This was a bit negative wasn't it!
Anyway, goodnight, check out Episode 1 if you fancy it, and sleep well!
xxx

Episode One: Fallen Empire

These are the people who seem to be making my Summer-Autumn months brilliant

And Jess aswell, and a few others

Hi Everyone!

Well today, we officially, the Graphics Crew, as a four, met up for the first time since JUNE! And we filmed the final 2 scenes for GC Episode 1...which will debut tomorrow! Thanks to all who did my poll, i shall announce the results soon! As many of you will know, the graphics crew started out as a bit of a joke but it's grown into a full blown hobby for all involved- and there's videos aplenty for us to look back on in the coming years!

Episode One focuses on the fact that our un-made GC3 Movie caused the destruction of College, so the GC4 split (ie me, chris, natalie, michaela) never to speak again- and now because the Mayor (who is a familiar face may i add) needs to rebuild the destroyed town (where the college was), Vickie has been set the task to reunite us.

It's a funny old "romp" and im sure you'll enjoy it, so i'll post the link for 2morrow. As for now i'd like for you to join "http://graphicscrew.2ksite.com" which Michaela Halsall has just set up!!!!

Lots of love guys

xxx

30 Days Hath September

Herro guyzzzzz

Not a long un 2night, i worked for FOUR hours today. FOUR. I really do have a laugh on that stand at work now, they're all funny people!!!! Someone called Paul unattractive though, YOU DONT TALK TO PAUL LIKE THAT, ESPECIALLY IF YOUR A CUSTOMER. GO HOME.

It was a bit busy like, and we ran out of like....food, which is never good, the burly football goers just look at you like they're going to actually punch you in the face. Especially when they're drunk. I hate it when its busy, i also hate it when they call me LOVE...and then realise...

Anyway im having a nice old chat with Laura Waterworth about the good old days, she's a bit weepy and im getting all emotional! I'ma miss college so much, i hope all the people i liked keep in touch with me and all the ones i pretend to sort of move on! IT'LL BE HARD, I AM ME. But you'll do it.

Katie Corless introduced me to the funniest youtube man ever, Tourettes Guy, not really got tourettes but the video is funny. I love violent outbursts, and there's plenty of them. Check out the "best bits" video of his, its funnnnnyyyyy

Well thats it! Night Night and keep SAFE
xxxx

Goodbye Tree!

That 35 year old tree in my garden is GONE! These kids keep trying to climb it and despite the fact both Natalie and myself fully screamed, and we mean SCREAMED, at them, and also hosed them, it didn't stop those little "troopers" from trying to climb it. If they DIE we'll get sued, thankyou very much! Anyway their persistance made for some brilliant Tuesday night entertainment, some quality 1 liners that i've sadly forgot most of! There was a classic Katie Corless in there though. One of the girls was called Katie:

Me: "You 2 have the same name YOU SHOULD BOND"

Katie C: "Yes but Im attractive"

Classic. That girl was a biffa though, seriously. Not Corless haha, the other 1. We also got some classic scenes down and GC Ep1 is soon to be out! Wheyhey! Thanks for doing my poll aswell people.

Its been a busy few days guys, well busy enough for me! Tuesday brought a smashing night in with Natalie, Jess, Chris, Vickie, Katie, Myself, and Ayler briefly, and then we decided that we (we being Me, Natalie, Jess and Chris because the others have Nursery, School and College for the epic lose) should go to Southport on Wednesday just for a break from all the nothingness we are doing. So we decided as me, Jess and Natalie would be there, we would review our 2nd haunt on the food list- Bruciani's in Wigan town center! And here is said review, complete with a guest reviewer Chris Holding! Firstly, because Jess and Nat were late me and Chris bought these M&M Super Milkshakes or something, they were AMAZING, the BEST drink in Wigan that doesn't have any alcohol in it haha

Food- 8- Since it was breakfast time the menu was mostly bacon/egg based, so I had a Bacon Barm, Jess has Egg on Toast, and Chris and Nat "treated themselves" to a full English. I had no complaints with my food, and the only thing that Chris and Jess could fault it on was the tanginess or, in Jess's case, the being there, of the tomatos. It didn't knock us out, but there were no complaints to be made!

Atmosphere- 9- It's a lovely little place thats got like a Roman theme to it, they play some nice relaxing music, the only problem was the roof but nobody cares about rooves. The chairs didnt have cushions either, but oh well. Other than that it was lovely

Place- 10- Slap Bang in middle of Wigan, we can all get there quite easily and its convenient to just drop in any time we're (or you're) hungry

Price- 9- The only way it can get a 10 is if it's free food. Which it wasnt. But it didn't come to more than a fiver for any of us, and thats with the food and a large drink to boot. I love saying "to boot". So its a cheap place to go with some damn nice food, which is rare really aint it!

Staff- 9- One of them looked like our former GC friend Megan, which was a bonus. They were very polite and didn't get anything wrong, and they seemed like lovely young women! So go them!

Overall- 45/50. Beating Little 15!!!! It's a nice place to go, just a cafe to stop off for something to eat rather than a "evening out" kind of place, but there wasn't much wrong with the place!!!!!

MOVING ON, Southport brought a shocking dissapointment. The jet boats and motor boats were NOT there. So we sulked for a bit and had to find other ways to amuse ourselves, and soon we turned into maniacs craving tickets from the arcade to win prizes. But combined we managed to club together ONE THOUSAND and FIFTY FOUR tickets- which we bought all Five Spice Girls Action Figures, 5 Bouncy Balls, and 2 sets of fuzzy "die" for Natalie and Jess's cars! And for once, Natalie didn't drive by the way, Jess did! The girls managed to "spice up our lives" for a while until we again got a bit bored so we went high heel shopping.

For Chris

He's doing a Cinderella Panto and needs size 12 heels. Now if you thought asking for size 12 heels was bad, he was doing it and me and natalie kept making a scene and telling people he was doing a drag act. He could of killed us. One old lady complimented him though, but she was clearly taking the piss. We decided to walk down to the little cafe type thing at the end of that boardwalk and it took forever, but inside it was nice except there was no hot food. But we weren't rating it. So its ok. Theres a nice view of what currently is just sand, but im sure when the tide is in its rate nice. We filmed some quality shit for the GC whilst we were there too! Then it was time for what is unfortunately for chickens becoming a regular trait of ours, the McDonalds run. I decided i wanted 20 nuggets. Then so did Chris. Then so did Natalie. So Jess had to order SIXTY nuggets, and she said "SIXTY NUGGETS" because we made her

The woman said "Six?" and Jess had to again clarify it was Six-TY. And it wasnt a voice box either, it was face to face. The shame, the shame. We drove down to the beach and gorged ourselves there, then the sun was sort of setting so we waited around on the beach for a bit before heading back!

Overall its been a lovely couple of days, and i've got an interview at Hindley Tesco tomorrow too! Somehow...i haven't APPLIED there. haha. But i AINT COMPLAININ. I enjoy spending time with these aforementioned people and it shalt happen more, i demand it!

Lots of love, sorry this blog was so so long!!!!!

Prepare for GC4 guys, you're gonna love it!!!!

xxxx

They may just be neurotic, or possibly psychotic

Hello gentle viewer

I've added a new blog to my blog list at the side, its something my brother Brendan showed me of "Cake Disasters"...and it gave me the lols, a lot, so i thought i'd slap it on. Well done Brendan, well done!

Today has been another typical day in the life of this doley, sat around watching the Simpsons, coming on MSN for a bit, and for once tonight i have plans to LEAVE the house!!!! Its a big step for me! Going to a leavers style

Michaelas here
bye
xxx

You can't stop the beat

HARRO readers

Don't you just hate people who post too many myspace bulletins? Irrelevant ones too, with like "LOL" as the message. I know this is rich coming from me, but seriously, get lives. I really hate the pretentious myspace users, those like 15 year olds who think they have the weight of the world on their shoulders when their biggest problems are like someone signed their uniform card or nobody would go to caff with them, or their favourite crayons broke. I know i don't have much to whine about really, but seriously at least i KNOW i dont. Why were on the subject, i hate people our age who think they've got massive problems, one person i knew considered revising for ONE gcse resit in college a trauma, they shouldn't have failed the first time then should they! And what good is it complaining about 1 to a bunch of people who had to revise for 9-10 at once REALLY! And people who like, make up boyfriends and girlfriends to seem better. Grow Up.

i hate people. they're just crap

Well i like the good ones. You know who i DONT like? Debenhams
Me and Michaela gave our CV's in at the same time, both got forms to fill in, gave them in at the same time, yesterday, and they phone her asking her to go in for a training day! The CHEEK!!!! Anyway, i hope they phone me before the training day im desperate for the moneys!!!! I wish i'd gone to Greecey Greece now, it sounds like a right laugh

i sound really Victor Meldrew tonight, but oh well. This country is rubbish and all, i know i added that thing on facebook about loving britain but it was a lie! Fair enough if i lived in the stereotypical posh American version of britain it'd be ok, but i live in COMMONSVILLE! I want to move after Uni, definately. I've made my mind up.

There's not much really to say tonight, i'm not even in a bad mood or anything the worse thing thats happened to me today was losing my saved game memory on Super Mario 64. Its a hard knock life, truly. I went to Leigh yesterday to look for jobs and alas, not that much luck!

I have to continue my Doleing 2morrow, how commonsville. Ah well, im £50 better off and still no job!!!!!

Lots of Love
xxxx

NATALIE CORLESS

There
I mentioned you
Love you!

Vickie Ashurst, we hardly knew ye

This picture has no relevance to my blog tonight but i realised tonight that there was a Buffy Reunion in 2008 and this pic gave me the smiles so i thought i'd post it. I MET ONE OF THEM!!!! 2nd from the right, Amber Benson is just 1 person away from Sarah Michelle Gellar and twice Amber Benson was 1 person away from me, ME AND BUFFY ARE DESTINED TO MEET!!!!

haha, im not this psycho really, i just liked the picture! But Buffy isn't the focus of tonight's blog, oh no. Here is the real star of the evening:

This wonderful girl is the star of tonights blog, it is one Victoria (I dont know your middle name so it's going to have to be) Remus Ashurst. Not only is this girl one of the up'n'coming cast members for the all new GC Series, she is a talented actress, a great singer, and was fun fun fun for an entire year on bus journeys to and occasionally from College. Tonight's blog is dedicated to Vickie for many different reasons, one of them being her classic comedy moments, including "Lobble or No Lobble", her passion for "Lobbies", and her drunken antics that often leave her looking like this at 5:00 in the morning, you can tell she hasn't been drinking though because she has a pillow under her face as opposed to her usual panned out face down on the lino after a night on the wino.

This blog does have a point, it is to honour this wonderful creation of God's, because today she spent her afternoon taking my absolute mess of a CV and re-doing it, really using her sick time from college well! She took a piece of crap and turned it into gold and for this i am forever grateful! Hopefully now I'll get a job, however Debenhams have been in touch with me and have asked me to fill in a form which seems to be their equivalent of an interview, so Vickie's work may go un-needed for the time being meaning she wasted her afternoon (and later evening when Michaela requested her CV writing surveys) so this blog should make up for it!!!!

I think we should all rise from our seats and give VA a well deserved round of applause, whether you know her for her filthy humour, her acting skills, her mosque-work, her bargain bucket (she worked at KFC), her CV writing skills, or her numerous amazing appearences in GC Videos! Keep up the good work at life, Ashurst, after all "C'est la vie" and you're certainly living it well!

TO VICKIE

xxxx

Take a chance you stupid ho

Never have finer words been spoken....by Gwen Stefani at least

Hello blog readers!
I have some issues to bring up in tonights wonderful edition of "My Life", because I realised its not going that well at the minute! Dont get me wrong I have nothing to be moping around saying "i hate my life for" and thats not what i'm doing, but i'm so frustrated at the moment!!!!

How HARD can it be to get ONE job really!? I feel like i've applied everywhere in Wigan that are hiring, and even places that aren't hiring yet, and nobody has replied back at all yet! I've been giving CV's out since mid-August and some places probably have about 6 copies of my cv! I've changed what i've written in my cv several times, so i'm just wondering what it is about me thats so "unemployable". JJB managed to look past the faults, why can't anywhere else!!!!

It's a bit rubbish, I'm sure im not that bad, my grades are all decent and i have at least some experience in other works, SOMEWHERE must want *points* THIS. I've spent the day again sorting out bank forms, jobseeekers forms, and other stuff that has been mounting up. I say the day, it took about 30 minutes and i spent the rest of the day lazing around watching the Simpsons. You can tell its a low point when you're excited for your mum to get home with the shopping because she's bought Sun Lollies.

Anyway, it's no good ranting about lack of jobs, i need to throw myself at places, but not literally otherwise nowhere will ever hire me! One thing I have to look forward to, socially, is next Friday, which is probably the last of Frankies parties for quite some time, which is some shame! I enjoy seeing everyone and even though they dont seem to end well, ever, i was thinking today, I really do have fun at them!!!! And god love her for putting up with us all wrecking her garden and house!

Tomorrow brings work, at the JJB stadium and i know i've been complaining about lack of job, but i have this one where i work like every match day for 4 hours but most people have it as an "extra" job, some people even have it as a third job, and for me its all I got which isnt good! But i have a good laugh, i hope i'm working on that West stand again i'm really enjoying it!!!!! No offence Paul. Who am i kidding, you aren't reading this.

On another note, the Cockney Watchdogs have reformed recently which is giving me something to do in the daytime. If you aren't familiar with the Cockney Watchdogs, it's a thing me and my brother used to do just for fun, recording songs, for about 4-5 years, along with some other friends of mine and his. And now we've returned for CW5!!! And it's going well so far!!!!

I dont have much more to say tonight, other than, if anyone knows any local jobs going PLEASE get in touch with me!!!!
Lots of Love
Nathan
xxxx

The Poll...

I've stuck a poll on my blog, just for a bit of fun!!!
Its in reference to the Graphics Crew, those of you who know it vote away, those who dont just vote for the person who seems nicest!!!!

Also, sidenote, we aren't in a black hole. So yey!
And another sidenote, It's September the 11th, so lets all remember 2001 and keep those who lost loved ones in mind! (See i can be thoughtful and nice occassionally)


Lots of love
xxx

Go Team O'leary!

What a wild week!
Well its not that wild, but a good one nonetheless

As most of the 6 or 7 people who read my blog already have me on Myspace, Facebook or MSN, they'll know that the people pictured are Ayler O'leary, my amazing soon to be 4 year old nephew, and Nami (Elizabeth Grace) O'leary, my stunning niece who was born on Monday. Monday was a funny ol day, Akiyo (my sister in law) went into labour at 4:00, but didnt know properly till 8:00 haha, then Nami was born at 10:00. Efficient!!!

Well yesterday we went seeing her at home (she came home at like 3:00 the day after!) and she's like a little doll, and she looks just like the Squezzler when he was just born, except this time instead of having to take a 11 hour flight, 3 hour train journey and 20 minute walk, we only had to drive to Wigan to see her :D

The name "Nami" means both Summer and Wave in Japanese I've been told, my uncle managed to work out "Tsunami" which nobody else saw! And her initials spell "Nego", to which my dad shouted "NEGRO?". Classic O'leary humour. Anyway this was the event I mentioned in my last blog and it has now come to pass, and I'm a happy little toaster to say the least.

Other than that these last few days have been pretty standard, and just reading Laura Waterworths blog has made me realise that everyones leaving very soon and nothings going to be the same for at least a year!! GUTTED! I am gonna miss everyone, wherever I end up no doubt I'll walk into the canteen and expect to see Paul, Rachel and the others sat in the corner, Mark, Steph, Laura, Reece, Nikki, Alexis etc giving some evil glares to one of the other tables, and the array of people who we fitted into stereotypes because we couldn't be bothered making any effort to be friends with them. If anybody loses touch with me, I'll take someone hostage, and you can hold me to this. And the occasional comment on Myspace wont do, THOSE FRIENDSHIPS DON'T COUNT PEOPLE. Most of the time.

Anyway, Laura's blog got me looking back at the good times we've all had this past year, which was THE best year for friends I've ever had, no offence to all you people who werent there! I felt like i belonged in a circle finally, lol, even if they were usually massive raving queens, drunk ol sluts, pirates, bitches, or from Skem. But i wouldn't change any of them for the world, and they better damn know how much they mean to me!!!!

So i shall end this blog with a resolution, to cram as many of these people who made the first half of 2008 so memorable, into the second part, with or without their consent! Hold me to this!

Lots of love, keep on smiling!
And congratulations to Brendan and Akiyo :D

Nathan
xxxx

I miss Maude Flanders

I haven't blogged for a while, but i haven't really had much interesting to say! And still dont

^ I wrote that a week ago, and saved it in drafts and when I looked it was still here, so lets leave it on!

Seriously not much is going on in the world of Nathan these days, and people who seem to keep saying "Get a job" to me are feeling my very stressed wrath! You can tell its not going to be a very productive month when i'm mourning a fictional character who didn't do much, and died in 2000. But as i would probably say in a drunken slur heaped over a bar to Laura Waterworth, "I LOVE HER, I MISS HER".

Speaking of drunken slurs, last night me and Michaela went on the razz and met up with the usual Winstanley suspects, I'm going to miss them when the spread across the country like some kind of friendly, clever plague. *Why were on the subject of drunkness, I apologize to the several people i texted last night, i read my outbox this morning and was highly embarrased! It was all true though, to give me some credit!!!!*

I was happy to find out Mel's staying though, thats 1 of them that wont be able to get rid of me so easily!!!! It's going to be a tough week I think, purely because quite a few people will be preparing to go/ or actually going off, and thanks to my wonderful decisions and ability to screw up my choices, I'm sticking around for another year!!!! But quite a few of my closest friends are sticking around which is good news.

Chris and Natalie have been discussing houses recently, and day by day the idea is really growing on me a lot- I wish it could work out, and maybe it will!! If i, again, ever get a job, im panicking now because people seem to be doing well and finding stuff, and i'm still stuck behind signing on the dole! Wish me the best of luck :D I'm going to buck my ideas up!

I'll end on a few happy notes- I have fallen in love. With the breakdown train "Toad" from Thomas the Tank Engine. Seriously. I don't know if its because i'm mentally breaking down, or because I'm spending more time with Ayler, but I find Toad very funny. Classic lines like "Begging your pardon Mr Oliver", he is my favourite character since Tara Maclay. And i've also realised i love Superintendant Charlmers!!!!!! The second happy note I'll most likely blog about when it comes to pass, and i've been informed it'll be Thursday at the latest!!!!

So, to sum up, things are average in Nathan's world

But average is better than depressing!!!!

Lots of love to you all!!!!!!

xxxx thanks for reading xxxx

My first video blog!

Woo! Today was immense again haha, but here's a VIDEO BLOG to tell you all:

Boats, Beaches and Bingo

Wow, its been a busy two days ladies!!!!

Yesterday i worked again and treated myself to some Michaela Halsall time swiftly followed by some Katie Corless time, both of which gave me some lols! But because I've slept since then, I can't fully remember what happened- I remember all the laughing though :D. Work was again hilarious, it was fairly empty but the people on my stand make me laugh!!!! It was fun fun fun! I also laughed at an 11 year old girl because a small boy did an impression of her. But it was FUNNY.

That's pretty much yesterday in a nutshell, and heres today for ya:

Well it all began in the early hours of the morrow, because me, mum and ayler were going to Southport accompanied by a Corless sister. The Natalie one. The train was fun and Ayler seemed to like it, because "its rate like Thomas". Then we went into WOOLWORTHS and they had a MASSIVE pool for £15! FIFTEEN! so we may be returning 2 buy it haha. We slowly made our way to the beach, stopping at a shop, and then a carousel, which we rode upon "Pauline", and then went in an Arcade Shop where me and Natalie realised our serious gambling addictions! But it was only 2p's so it wasnt too bad, wait till we get on the heavy stuff! Then we went on a BOAT RIDE- and i drove, as can be seen to the left!!!! We got some classic videos, back to quality Graphics Crew entertainment! It was amazing! Then we met up with Mother and Ayler and played in the sand for a while, which resulted in a tragic sand fight. That i won.

After trying to top the boat highlights, we went back to the arcade heading for the train. We also aqcuired McDonalds. OH and we saw the Pleasure Beach at some point and it really has gone down hill- the "OH NOOO" guy's voice was still there but on a different ride, for anybody who experienced that last time. The highlight from my mum had to be "you used to call me Mama Joan, it makes me sound like a big black woman". And on those grabber machines, i put FIFTY PENCE in, and WON on my 2nd go! I won a "Come onnnnnn" teddy- seen to the right!!!

After the thrilling day, Natalie decided that we'd finally take up the offer of Bingo that was thrown out there a few weeks ago, so we headed off to Gala Bingo because her nan was there too! After MORE mcdonalds, (and we'd said goodbye to my mum and Ayler at this point too- and promised 2 return for our pool), we trotted on down and became members- YES MEMBERS- of Gala Bingo! We have member cards and everything, then we got send 2 the book buying counters where we met the legendary Debbie Lee, me and Natalie both decided she was our hero from the bingo place, she guided us through what to do basically, and let me tell you after the games, if you're thinking of going to bingo it is about 300% MORE INTENSE THAN IT LOOKS! Honest to god you're heart races! And at one point i shouted "SKANK" at an old woman because i wasONE number off winning £100 hahah!!!! It was awful i could of punched her!

But the jackpot was like £735,400. No joke. You had 2 get a full house and it had 2 end on a five, BUT THE MONEY WAS STILL UP THERE and both me and natalie were on edge for the entire round! It was a lot of fun though!

So yeah, today has been brilliant basically and it felt like the first PROPER day of summer!!!!

Thanks for reading, lots of love

xxxx

We'll have our own party! EVERY SIMPSON DANCE NOW

Hi lads and ladettes. Im off to work in 15 minutes so i'll save this in't drafts and carry on when i get home! I'll talk about the wonders that were yesterday first:

Natalie's stomach was on the fritz so she couldn't come to Manchester, leaving just me and Laura Gilligan Gill, who'd never been before! She doesn't leave Haydock much. So we went and Buffy'd it up after a wonderful train ride, things that amazed her were "cows", "houses", and "other trains". God love her! And we went on the MASSIVE wheel in manchester to see the wonderful sights and Laura stressed out because she thought we only went round once! IS THIS IT? SIX FIFTY? IS THIS IT? Haha

Got to straighten my hair now actually, so this story will continue after work! Good day :D

And he's back!!!!
Well Manchester was funny funny fun fun, me and Laura waltzed around the streets waiting for that gay parade to start and then Gary texted me about something and we assumed he'd be there too lol, and he was, so we met up with him and Craig and watched all the wonderful people strut around. Everyone seemed to be involved, from the fire people, to ambulance people to the police, and Laura said "god all the emergencies love the gays" or something to that extent! After a while we decided to go for some food (well i did haha) and we bid farewell to the drag kings and queens of Manchester, and we went shopping for a while!

Laura bought a top for her boyfriend and then we decided 2 go to that science museum in Deansgate for some reason, so we ended up there but it was closed so we wer walking around Deansgate for like 30 minutes trying to find the train station! But we saw lovely pictures of horses on the way.

And that was MY DAY!!!!!

Today all i did was go to work, and for some reason I got put on a completely different stand but i got there and the people were dead nice, and funny, so it was ok! We had a lorra lorra laughs, as our Cilla would say. I got a £50 note aswell, which made me like King of the stadium! Now im watching Angel and trying to get the feeling back into my arms, because Ayler is a HEAVY CHILD

Lots of Love!
xxxx

Sickest TV Moment Ever...

Well i'll start by explaining my name! Just seen the clip of Jade Goody finding out she has cancer on Indian Big Brother- which is highly highly ironic after the race rows- and it really is awful! How they could ever show that on Live Tv is beyond me, nobody should have 2 have their reaction to finding out they have cancer publicised on TV, i felt so sorry for her! I really like Jade Goody aswell, she didn't deserve that, nobody would!

On a more cheery tone, i went back to work today for the first time in aaaages, and they give me a new Tshirt! Woo! I'm part of the JJB CRUW now haha. I like the people on my stand, they're funny, and i feel more settled now! Working with Paul is amazing too, its like working with an incompetant uncle- but BETTER. Anyway, i forgot how to work a till but then remembered so it was ok, but not really much more happened today! It was good gettin a lift home off Karen, coz i got to see Emma and Laura who i haven't seen for ages and I found out what's moving and shaking in the world of Hindley ASC swimming club!!!!

Not much more to add 2day really, sweet dreams everyone!
xxxx

Giving my blog a purpose!

Well up until now it's just been me mindlessly drabbling down my feelings about the day, or previous few days, but now, ladies and gentlemen (and Natalie), this blog has a PURPOSE! And it's all thanks to that young BOMBSHELL that i call Natalie Corless!

As i said in my previous blog, today was our Sex and the City themed luncheon, but in true classy style both of us only managed to get up at about half 12 (we're not a couple lol different houses). So we decided to change the plans to tea, so young Jessica Howell could make it without us royally destroying her daytime plans. So because she's AMAZING again, she picked me up and after a humorous "debate" about where to park, we went where my mum goes lol.

And then we met Jess, who had bought a top that didn't fit her or something, i wasn't listening BUT LETS FACE IT SHE ISNT GOING TO READ THIS. And she wanted to go to Bruce Forsythe's cafe or whatever it was called. But it was closed, so we went to "Little 15" (my choice). And whilst ordering our food, Natalie came up with a suggestion that we should make it a monthly resolution for the three of us to do lunch somewhere, and from that we decided that we'd go around trying different places and rating them, like proper hardcore food critics.

So this is where blog purpose comes in, every month (or 2 weeks as it seems to be now :D) the three of us through the guise of me typing, will forward our thoughts and a score on different eateries in the area- just incase u fancy going there but think "hang on, I dont know how nathan, natalie and jess feel about it"

So Little 15 is a small pub across the road from Baa Bar and the Post Office in Wigan:

Food- 6/10- We ordered Nacho's with Cheese, Natalie had soup SHOCK, and Me and Jess shared chicken strips and garlic bread. Jess said the garlic bread was too dry, I said it tasted like church. The soup was good though according to Natalie, and the chicken didn't really have anything wrong with it!

Atmosphere- 7/10- The place itself is dead nice, it looks classy and we sat in this little booth thing that we later found out was the "love booth" but OH WELL. Apart from the few odd socks at the bar who looked more like they belonged behind the table at a car boot sale. But it wer nice.

Staff- 9/10- The barman was a bit chavvy but what can you do. They brought us food, and corrected themselves when they brought Garlic Bread with cheese. So good on em

Price- 8/10- It came to about a fiver for 3 drinks (we wer ont coke lol), and overall for the food it came to £14.95. So about a fiver each, for those of you who cant do 15/3. There's no divide button on a keybord, i've only just noticed. Which is fairly acceptable considering we wer full at the end of it all!

Place- 10/10. Slap bang in the middle of wigan, not too far to travel if you're from Wigan!

So overall it gets a 40/50, which comes to 80%. So well done Little 15, we three reccomend it to anyone who wants to stop somewhere for a little bit of class but don't want to travel outside of the Wallgate area.

So yeah, look forward to this every month. It's like my blogs period, but based on food rather than some sort of life cycle.

Love you all
xxxx

I think you have too many shoes.....STUPID BOY

These Shoes Rule....These Shoes SUCK!

I remember why i love Kelly Shoes, the love went away for quite some time, but lets face it lads it's back with a vengeance!!!!

Today brought surprise Michaela back into my life, after a week away! She trekked down to Wales or something, but she's back in Wigan woo! So we decided to celebrate by trying to get me a job. I managed to come home having applied to 5 different places though so hopefully I'm going to get an actual job soon- I really hope so! Oh, and if you know me, you know how I enjoy Buffy and Angel comics...and hopefully you'll have accepted that part of me. Well I have to trek to Manchester at least once a month if not more, and it ends up costing more than i expect (I do enjoy going though haha). But today, for some reason, me and Mikki went into the Carpet Warehouse type shop that the old comic shop used to be in but moved like 3 years ago. Well we walked around and in the corner there's like FIVE SHELVES of comics, INCLUDING buffy and angel! And although they're like last months, THEY'VE BEEN IN WIGAN ALL THIS TIME! WHAT THE HELL!!!

It made us lololol, and then I had a nice sandwich from Subway. And i bought "The Terminal", just because I can, and i decided that despite everyone saying its terrible to me, that i will enjoy it! It was on on the plane to Japan, but it followed "Jersey Girl" so i think i'd fallen to sleep. I just had a sudden urge to want to get back on a plane for ages, don't know why!.

I watched the Ayler tonight aswell, so its been a fun packed evening of such Thomas Stories as "Rheneas and the Rollercoaster", "James and the Queen of Sodor", and "Not so hasty puddings". But i have fallen in love with the character of Toad, he makes me laugh! And Harvey looks like Phil Jupitus!

Tomorrow sees me having a "Sex and the City" themed lunch with Jess and Natalie, although there were blatantly 4 SATC girls. Yes. I saw it at the cinema. IT WAS GOOD

Lots of love!
xxx

Special Guest Star: Natalie Corless as Herself

Edward Scissorhands. Natalie Corless. Brioche. A NIGHT IN.

A Word From Our Sponsors:
I don't want to do this. I can't spell. I'm not that funny. So I will hand you back over to the man himself Nathan Paul Francis Oleary to talk about Pork and Beans.

And back to me:
Well today has been a barrel of nothing, daytime wise. I avoided an unneccesary trip to Wigan, because the job center are liars and THEY KNOW IT. Thanks to Becky Spencer and Kyle who warned me and saved me MONEYZ. I CANT get jobseekers, SO DONT TELL ME I CAN ON THE PHONE. Then i went driving and i was rate good today. Except for when i stalled at the end a little bit. And nearlly hit a child, but whats new!?

Then Corless Sr. came round and we had some laughs, watching such shows as Angel, and Edward Scissorhands (which is a film). Then we heard ASDA just screaming our names, and Natalie decided she hadn't embarrased herself in public for too long, so an elaborate "plan" to destroy an entire shelf, then choke on a donut, came about. SILLY GIRL....anyway, her near death experience got us thinking- we want a list of things to do in our friendship time! So we'll put some stuff on that we've already done, to make us seem better!

And here is said list:
Choke on Food in a Public Place
Watch the Rocky Horror Show, as a musical
Go on Holiday in England
Go on Holiday abroad
Camp in a rainy forest
Go to a Lock-In and stay there till morning
See a live comedian
Befriend someone of a different race, not Japanese
Befriend a Celebrity- or just meet one- a good one
Get a coke can shaped glass from McDonalds
Get HIGH (thanks for chipping in Natalie)
Join a Cult
Create our own religion
Get at least 1 graphics crew video to acceptable fame
Appear in the music video for "Pork and Beans"
Dress up as a scene kid and try to "fit in" at the marble
Get on TV- SPEAKING ROLE
Have a Graphics crew reunion video, 10 years on! Hosted by Justin Lee Collins

If we think of anymore i'm sure i'll fill you all in. BUT for now, thats it, the ones in bold we have achieved by the way and whenever we tick something off the list, we'll let you know!!!!!!!

NOW, Pork and Beans. Watch that video. Its the best music video, EVER, EVER, made, and the Graphics Crew should of been acknowledged! But fear not, we will be- what the hell has Tay Zonday done that we haven't?

LOTS OF LOVE
xxxx

Its raining men! Oh wait...its just rain...

This is a bit of an odd one, considering i should be at a rate good knees up right now but it was tragically cut short by Motherf***ing mother nature. So big big apologies to Natalie, but you saw the state i was in visually and mentally, there was no way I would of been any fun at all 2night.

Well today was the usual, recovery from last night and looking for vans with my dad for some reason. Sidenote, I never said that when I got in at 3;30 or whenever on Thursday night, the perfect drunk tv was on: The Making of John Barrowman, where the Barrowman minced around the country trying to find out why he was a back door Deidre. QUALITY SHOWS.

Well I got fairly annoyed with 2 close friends 2night, and even though i was defending another close friend i pretty much got involved when it wasn't neccessary, so to those 2 i apologize, but you do have to meet me half way on that one. So that put me in a shabby mood, so I rolled up being boring as hell at Jen's, i barely made conversation so sorry to everyone there! But it was a good party Jen, and i have to give a very big thankyou to Laura and Calum for walking me in the horrible horrible weather to the bus stop, and Myke who offered to aswell lol, I do appreciate it a lot. I was waiting for a bus in the weather and it is AWFUL, and i mean AWFUL, i was drenched when i got to the stop, and it took 20 minutes 2 show up! I dried off a bit on the chav infested "peasant wagon" as Gary would put it, and rolled up 30 minutes later in Wigan to a party of no-one, so i went to Bentleys. Met the birthday boy Natalie, and i was absoultely soaking and looked terrible, not in a vain way in a "they shouldnt even let me in" way. And some people apparantly can't keep promises too, but i'm sure i'll get over it.

I walked to the cash point with Natalie and i just realised how tragic i looked, and i felt like crap aswell, so it was really time to call it a night. At like 10:00. I know. So i got a cheeseburger to clog/cheer me up, and waited for a taxi, and missed about 4 coz of other people. But then LO AND BEHOLD i get in to a taxi with the same one from LAST night! I haven't blogged about last night, went out and it was good but we didnt have enough money for the taxi but they guy let us in and took me to platt bridge for nothing, what a legend. It was him again! So it was like FATE, he's taken us home before aswell, he's amazing. So i gave him a few quid for takin me last night, and rolled on home looking like some kind of Otter.

2 Words to describe last night:
Rave
Taxi
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BJolovAlcyc

So apologies again to Natalie and the others, but in a non sympathy getting way it probably will be more fun without me! Until tomorrow, its goodnight from me, and it's goodnight from him!!!

Thanks for reading

xxx Lots of Love xxx

Liquid Lunch

Woo! The "big party week" is half way through lads, 3 down 3 to go, and 1 missed! Last night was A Level Result part-ae night in the Wiggles, and it's safe to say everyone and their mums were out!

It was a mixed bag of emotions all round, but I enjoyed myself merrily! Met the some of the Winstanley folks/Nerdover people in the tudor for a bit, it was nice to see them all again! I see the winstanley people less and less and with them scattering over the country I doubt its going to get better before it gets worse. Revolution Bar or whatever name it goes by wasn't all people make it seem, not "my cup of tea" lol. But it was ok- i wouldn't buy drinks because i was limiting myself for a while, and im NOT MADE OF MONEY. Like £2.80 or something for a bottle of Smirnoff, I'm not the KING. Anyway, it was funny watching some people making complete idiots of themselves, they probably don't know who i mean though, they are quite self centered.

Somehow on the way up to Liquid thanks to Jess we ended up in Jaks, and YES JESS I AM GOING TO BLAME YOU. It was alright though, saw some faces that i enjoy! And a few people had headed there already too so we followed the crowd, but its safe to say the foam party at Liquid was better better better! I think Liquid might be my favourite place now haha, and if you knew me 3 years ago or so you probably wouldn't expect it to be! Coz CAF WUZ BEST PLACE IN WORLD. Me and Becky Spencer were thinking, this time last year on the AS results day- we went to caff. Someone should of told us to get a grip, seriously. Nearlly 18 she was, (i was 17 though so its hardly better). But we had some fun times there!

Moving on, Liquid was funny, i missed the wonderful feeling of having foam covering your nose and mouth so you cant breathe and your eyes so you cant see. And we saw that girl who married Chris Holding in that play, the lucky devil! Haha. Loads of people were hanging around, it was good to see everyone again!

I'm pretty much just babbling now and i can't think of much to say, so I just want to say I hope the people who were feeling a bit down last night have managed to sort things out and are good again! Keep smiling :D

Lots of love
xxx

THERE WERE FOUR TURTLES AND A RAT

Holla, I'm Opera Winfrey

Well today was results day kids, and the morning consisted of Me, Keegan and the Reece waiting around for silly trains, then meeting Rach and finally Natalie then being BOMBARDED by faces of months past in the college hallways! The queueing was stupid, it was like queueing for a ride...but at the end you don't have fun. I got a B in English Language, a C in Media and a D in Graphics, i'm happy with all 3 of those! I want to say congratulations to Vicky Ingham who got 5 A's and is swanning off to Oxford! Even though her knowledge of "Rockology" or whatever its called doesn't come in handy at the pub quiz, I know I'll miss her lots! Also welldone to Myke who got 4 A's, and anybody else who did well!!!! GIVE YOURSELVES ALL A PAT ON THE BACK, as my primary school teachers would say. Oh, and well done to Amy- who didn't do any A Levels, or even GCSE's- but well done for life. Lol.

I had fun in college, makes me wish we weren't leaving again! I'd pretty much just gotten over you all and you all come roaming back in! It was good to catch up with the likes of Alexis and Claire, and Alexis still has my exam results- oops! And Laura Waterworth still makes me lololol with her open cleavage and general bussing around.

I got a U in my actual Graphics Exam, OOPS, but it's because my sketchbook work was awful- i wrote the brief in the last 10 minutes of handing the work in. In a felt tip. But the other work boosted it to a D and i was predicted an E, so I'm happy as Larry. Whoever he is! We should of given in the Graphics Crew Videos to be honest, guaranteed an A!

I'm going to go and doll up for the celebrations 2night, hopefully i'll see a lot of you out! I haven't explained the name of this post have I? Well Kirsty on the bus was trying to work out the name of the 4th Mutant Turtle, and Claire kept saying there were 5, until Kirsty's violent "THERE WERE FOUR TURTLES AND A RAT" outbreak! You learn a lot about people. Lol

Thanks for reading, well done or better luck next time depending on your results, and keep happy!
Lots of Love
xxx

Groove Is In The Heart

What an "interesting" couple of days it hasn't really been! First things first I'm getting Jobseekers allowance possibly, although Becky Spencer's told me its a shameful shameful lie and they'll reject me at the last minute- like most people do. Lol. Only joking, I am great. But the guy i phoned to claim asked me my age, then asked me was I married or had children under 20- I'm not 20, adapt the questions a bit Neil mate. His name was Neil- and he was nice- he asked me about JJB stadium and whether I'd met someone I've never before heard of, but i did the false laugh go along with it type thing because lets face it, he could be involved in the receiving of money for my good self. He told me about a job going aswell and I phoned and gave in a CV but they said it'd be 2 weeks before the woman got back off holiday- THE CHEEK OF IT!!!! Hope i get it though :D



Speaking of work, I haven't been to the stadium for about 4 weeks, things keep cropping up! Oops. Anyway lets all cross our fingers for me!



Yesterday was young Miss Corless' birthday, and here's my shout out to Julie and Eric who are just brilliant, they really should of taken some of my money! It was funny seeing NatALIE's face when she rolled up even if the youngest Spencer sister BALLSED EVERYTHING UP. Only joking of course, it all went well (Natalie didn't know we were going to be there, she thought it was just her family). We could write a sitcom about Natalie's mum Julie and Chris, the conversations were amazing. It was like handbags at dawn all evening! Brilliant! The meal was lovely too, and I liked all of Natalie's grandparents. I enjoyed the parts where Katie said things like "GRANDAD HOW DID YOU GET SO COOL" and "PUNCH HIM NAN". And a shout out to Jessica Howell for Tescoing it up and collecting me and the Chris.



Also a MASSIVE SHOUT OUT TO NATALIE CORLESS FOR DRIVING ME EVERYWHERE EVER. It's about time she got some credit.



Today was alright too, I spent some quality Weesle time. With Ayler (aka Weesle- i sometimes forget i haven't told people who Weesle is). Surreal moment of the day- playing in the playroom area at this "Fun House Factory World House" or whatever the hell it was called next to that woman >>> off Emmerdale and Loose Women. It was odd. Another Celebrity in the mix, although I didn't talk to her lol. My mum was starstruck though, god bless her!

Im gearing up for results day tomorrow, it should be interesting!!!
Lots of love, thanks for reading!
xxx

Bal Chiki Chiki

Hurro boys and Nat, how are we all on this wonderful Thursday?

I've had a reasonably eventful day today, I say eventful i mean good. I was rudely awoken at QUARTER TO NINE, i time i haven't really seen since about May when we left college! But I ended up going to the library with Ayler and my mum coz he was booked in for some play session and he's still at our house for some reason. Yes, THAT library, the one i "worked" at for 9 months, voluntarily. It was good to see people, although there was only Steve in the place and Alaina on the desk. They've gone all out since i left, there's a bouncy castle now and everything. Fair play to them, someone has to entertain children, in the legal sense.

Anyway i went to fix my bastard of a phone too, and it was sorted in 10 minutes, Michaela's rolled up at this point too, as we're going to Manchester for the Batman shaped win. We also made a pretty pointless trek to the Job Center, i still don't have a proper full time one and I'm getting stressed with being constantly told this! I'M TRYING TO GET ONE OK! Manchester beckoned, and we found a good stand that does cheap burgers, he's been there for thirty years according to that woman infront of us in the queue. I Buffied it up and was rate shocked at the ending! I love Buffy lol glad its back! I'm a nerd, get over it. Michaela filled her Batman boots and I had a good time, i gasped at one point when that Gary Oldman man "died" but didnt! It was really good, Heath Ledger was ace and its not just because he died, he was good lol.

The train back was funny, a woman infront of us was sat next to this other woman who was asleep and she kept like leaning on this other womans shoulder, and me and Michaela saw her text her friend across the train like "oh my god this womans practically asleep on my shoulder" and it made me laugh when she kept nudging her and trying to move her but she kept sliding back! The simple things in life! Well now i'm just MSNing it up, listening to "Bette Davis Eyes" the best song ever, said by me and Laura Gill! I was listening to "Bal Chiki Chiki" when I started, hence the name. It's an odd old song!

Thanks for reading yall! Oh and addition to the "Discolight" "Jumping all over the world" music "feud", download "Glass of Champagne" and let the DISTRUST FOR SCOOTER CONTINUE
xxx

Wig Wam Bam Gonna Make you my blog

Hey yall, its a short un today:

My heads all cleared up after a fanciful night in at Chris's aunties house with Chris and Natalie, it was good to have a big catch up with them both! Since college ended I've been seeing less and less of people- it aint GOOD ENOUGH!

Anyway I've had a lovely day with the Emma, spent some girl time with her not had a "one on one" with her for quite a while either, it gave me a chance to clear my name and sort some stuff out! She's a quality lass she is! And then i bumped into an old friend Lewis gettin the bus, its always good to catch up and find out what people have been up to.

I'm wondering how the pub quiz guys are faring down in Wales, i should of been going but lack of moneys prevented it- it's hard being jobless!!!!! I've just been chillaxing tonight on MSN after majestically locking myself out of the house (left my key with Emma for some reason!), not much to talk about really! Hope everyone is ok :) :)

Thanks for reading :D
And if you have time on your hands, listen to "Disco Light" by Ultrabeat, and then "Jumping all over the world" by Scooter- they're blatantly the same song!
xxxx

I feel bad

For not acknowledging people when they made the effort to come out! I'm really not doing this list to say "LOOK THESE PEOPLE ARE MY FRIENDS" and i know most of them wouldn't care, but its the least I can do for them turning up!

First of all thanks to Alexis and Laura Strickland for coming 2 my house with gifts/cards on/before my actual birthday! Thanks LADIEZZ, and thanks to my family for that meal and gifts etc. It sounds like a friggin award speech this

I'll just do this in the order my camera is showing me:
Michaela, Mel, Michelle, Paul, Calum, Kieran, Alex, Steph, Steph's Mum Dianne, Trisha, Helen, Keegan, Iain, Kate, Ruth, Rachel Heard, Natalie, Jess, Becky Spencer, Tom Porter, Rach Blakeley, Andrea, Aimee, Jodie, Holly, Becky, James, Emma, Josh, Rach Unsworth, Beth, Laura Waterworth, Sammy, Mob, Tom Simm, and of course the entire cast of Hollyoaks

It means a lot that you all came! You made my day rate good!!!!!
xxx

Happy Nathan Days!!!!

Well i'm now officially 18 years of age! As Laura Stricklands present mug said to me "I'm officially allowed to do all the things i've been doing for years"

Well months. I'm a late bloomer when it comes to being social.

For my actual birthday day, which was Thursday, I went out with them families, except for Kieran and Joanne because they were somewhere down south, I can't remember where! But they went to some sort of zoo, I know that much. If you have parents that are over 50 and from the Wigan "borough", then you'll know how every parent reacts to a meal. I'm talking to you here Becky Spencer. "IT WER ALRIGHT, THE CHIPS WEREN'T WARM, THE STEAK WAS TOO WELL DONE, THOSE VEGETABLES WEREN'T GREEN ENOUGH.....BUT IT WER ALRIGHT". God love them. I also took a WILD trip to the opticians, and to Tesco, and to McDonalds, because I'm hard core like that. It was a good day, thanks to the families for it :D

Friday rolled up and i dolled myself up with ID to hit the wonderful town of Wigan! I had those "i hope people show up" nerves as you do, i was happy to see people waiting at Wallgate. The early birds, I can't be bothered naming people though. Except for surprise Paul who changes his plans more than he changes his underwear, he was supposed to be working till half 10 and he turned up like 20 minutes earlier than me or something! But god love him for it, I'm glad he did! Went to the Tudor and met s'more peoples, thanks to the Gibbons and the Trisha who rolled up from Skem for half an hour to see us!!!! I now have a free ticket to go to Skem too, present ftw. The night went on and i continued to meet people and wave goodbye to others, then Luke went from Big Brother SHOCKER, and I got more drunk. It was overall a good night and thanks to everyone who came! I didn't see some people enough because we all split, but hopefully now I have ID i can see em out more!

I ramble a fair bit, don't I! Well it came to half 4 and everyone was pretty skint, even Paul was yawning! And after Kate had fallen, grabbing on to Lauras dress for support, and ripping it down revealing her knockers to the entire Lux dancefloor, it was for the best that we called it a night! Keegan (if you look at my photos, he's the one thats on every single photo!), Iain, Paul and Calum decided to walk home! WALK! And Ruth and Tom went in some taxi home, leaving me and Rach to end in the wigan tradition of us 2 travelling home together! She owes me £3.

Then the taxi driver started asking me about what I was doing at college, and whether I had a job, and i remember thinking "its quarter to 5, do i really need this?". Then i slept, and didn't throw up!

Thanks to all who attended, here's a lovely picture:
Nat, Keegan, Me, Laura, Ruth and Rachel in the Cage at Jumpin Jaks!

And also to follow my celebrity tradition, I saw Warren off hollyoaks, then i saw Fletch off hollyoaks, then i saw Amy off hollyoaks, and then I'm sure i saw that new bouncer....off hollyoaks...I'm pretty sure they were filming

Thanks for reading!!!!!!
xxxx

Nasan Oreeri

Hiyaaa

I decided to get a blog, basically because all of Mark's blogs make me laugh and I decided it was about time to force people to listen to me! My blog is called "Nasan Oreeri" because that's how I used to say my name when i was about 3. I have a nephew who is 3. But i'm sure I wont mention him in here ever, because i never, ever talk about him.

Sarcasm.

I'm turning 18 in 3 days! Almost 2, because its 23:30 EXACTLY. I'm one of those kids who in primary school used to rub it in because my birthday wasn't on a school day and it was in Summer when back in the 90's summer meant good weather and not thunderstorms. And now the tables have turned. Because I don't look 18, which means i dont get in places in Wigan, my beautiful home town.

I'm sure i'll come up with more interesting things to write about when more interesting things happen. So for now I'll just fill you in with my celebrity stalkerisms- because I like to talk about it and sometimes people go "Wow, he's met ______, he must be interesting...lets continue to read his blog"

Amber Benson- Granted the majority of people i tell have no idea who she is, she played Tara on Buffy and i LOVE her. I met her twice, and she remembered me. And Becky Spencer met her, and Steph too, we all had good days! And she was rate nice. I talk like this by the way.

Jimmy Carr- This was a good one, but it wasnt like a "oh its Jimmy Carr what a surprise" moment, because we did go to see him. But he was in the bar afterwards signing stuff for free, which was a bonus that I didn't expect. Me, Nat, Mark and Rachel were giddy, and he was actually a dead good person even though most people hate him

Patrick McGuiness- If you're common, or from this area, you'll probably know him. Paddy. Face of Greggs. This was a surprise one and quite a funny story. Sidenote: something just flew into my window and it scared me. Back to this, me and Holly were trundling through Wigan as you do, we spotted him and debated whether or not to bother. And when we decided it was worth it and got giddy he f*cked off into some pub. So we gave up and went to the bus stop. Then decided it was for the best if we went into the same pub, and sat staring at him. Freaks that we are. But someone phoned him so we legged it outside and Teddy was walking past and then when he had finished Holly man-handled him and we got our photo! He was rate nice too

I've spoken to Jo Chen who does the Buffy Comic Covers over Myspace, and Ching-He Huang that telly chef over Facebook. And my brothers were in a band called Fleck- and people liked them. So that counts too.

Oh and Fletch off Hollyoaks, but if you live in Wigan, you've most likely met him.

I'm rambling on now, so i'll come back when i've hopefully got something interesting to say!
Lots of Love!

Oh and Mark's blog is: http://thelifeofmarkyboi.blogspot.com/
It's worth a read :D
xxxx