My Favourite Song Lyrics

I enjoy the way songs are being written these days; poorly. Infact, its been going on for a while- so here are some of my favourite song lyrics from memory.

Britney Spears' "Womanizer": (As I'm reading through the lyrics, the whole
song is pretty awful, but this stands out moreso!)
"Maybe if we both
lived in a different world, it would be all good and maybe I could be your girl,
but I can't, cause we don't"
Basically what BRITS is saying here is
"If this was a different world we'd be dating! But we can't date...because we're
not in a different world".

Black Eyed Peas' "The Time (Dirty Bit)"
"I was born to get wild, that's my style! If you didn't know that,
well baby, now you know now"
Classic Fergie. Just incase William or Appleman or the Monkey looking one
didn't understand, she is referring to the PRESENT, the now.

The Young Knives' "The Decision" (Again, this song literally could be the worst written song of all time, so I've put several of these down for comedy value. Really, sheer awful)
"I was a difficult child, I was a difficult child. I was abstract and mild"
"I am the Prince of Wales. I am the Prince of Wales. And if all else fails, I am the Prince of Wales"
"The horses in the new forest are running in their Sunday best"
The entire song is really bad. These are just a select few that I have selected, so now you know now

Far East Movement's "Like a G6"
"Popping bottles in the ice, like a blizzard. When we drink we do it right, gettin slizzard"
As far as I'm aware, in my 12 years of studying English Language, the word Slizzard has never come up before. Oh right, that's because it isn't a word. They could've quite easily put some kind of Wizard based reference, for example
"Popping bottles in the ice, like a blizzard, then Dumbledore said Harry, you're a wizard"

Frankee's "FURB"
"F**k what I did, it was your fault somehow"
Frankee really brought her A-game to this song, defending her actions after cheating on Eamon.

Rihanna's "Umbrella"
"Coz in the dark, you can't see shiny cars"
As the title aptly suggests, this song is about Umbrellas. It has no other references to the black of night, or automobiles

M.I.A's "Paper Planes"
"Some some some some some I murder...some I let go"
Shutup, you girl-prick

50 Cent's "Wanksta"
"Coz we don't go nowhere without toast"
It's so rare these days to catch Fiddy without a crisp slice of Warburtons...

This is all I can come up with for now, but mail me some suggestions if you find anymore terrible, terrible lyrics. Other than this, nothing is really happening. JD. I have my plane ticket for JAPAN booked though, so that's a big plus.

Enjoy your searches for terrible lyrics, I'm sure you won't have to look far. Britney's really quite good for it.

2010 in Photos!

January- Awoke in my own vomit on a bathroom floor, on NYD 2010. Fail. This picture is from Andrea's late 20th birthday party, at Deansgate, with a shedload of beautiful ladies and 1 very sexy Chinese girl

February- Other than Piper's birthday, depicted above, I don't remember anything. At all. Hair's getting long though isn't it! Because I can't remember anything, I've wikipediad Feb 2010 and these are some highlights:

• February 2010 was the second month of that year. It began on a Monday and ended after 28 days on a Sunday.


• Pop singer Beyoncé Knowles wins the most awards at the 52nd Grammy Awards, winning six of her ten nominations including Song of the Year for "Single Ladies (Put a Ring on It)", and becoming the first woman to win six awards in the same night

March- Apparantly, this night out happened. All i remember is there were some kinds of Vodka Jelly, and I chipped Rachel's tooth. And Camille was apparantly there. Meanwhile, after a timely 72 hours or something like that, Frankie gave birth to a child, Hendrix! Well done Frankie. Well done.

April- Frankie decided to welcome Hendrix into the Catholic faith. The priest, however, had other ideas, referring to him as Hendric; and he must have forgotten to set Desperate Housewives to record or something because he plowed through the entire thing in 10 minutes and ran off. Steph, who's holding him in this pic, is also now preggers. Congratulations!!!!

May- "Beach Weekend" occured, one of the contenders for "best weekend of year". It started with a lovely cosy bonfire at Ant's on the Friday, then me, Rick, Ant, Johanna and Piper set off to the Beach on Saturday, amazing lazy day (but I left something of importance...that i ironically can't remember what it is now), and then we went to a 21st birthday that night too, worked Sunday, then lay on a field in the sunset. Literally 1 weekend and i remember every detail, but I remember nothing else about May. But did you KNOW:

• Johnson & Johnson announces the recall of 43 over-the-counter medicines intended for infants and children, affecting the United States and nine other markets
  
  

June- I spent most of June with Ayler and Nami my Nephew and Niece, knowing they'd be leaving for Japan in July. Such events included Gullivers World, Toy Story 3 (although I think these things happened in July...). I have no recollection about June, here are some famous Junes:

• June Whitfield (Actress)
  
• June Brown (Actress, Dot Cotton in Eastenders)


• Juno (Pregnant sassy teen)
  
  

July- Ayler and Nami, and Brendan and Akiyo, left to return to Japan. :'( sob. 20th Birthday party consisted of going to Wigan in fancy dress, as Meg Griffin. People didn't know I was in a costume, which is disheartening. Stayed out all night, went to the Brockett for Breakfast at 7 am. Beautiful evening.

August- Thanks to Rik and Ian, Music on a Barge was attended by all. Johanna "I'm not High Maintainance" Edgerton, pictured above, fell out with us all because we had to walk 10 minutes home in the rain.

September- I couldn't find any pictures from September, so here's one of 2008 X-Factor Contender Ruth Lorenzo, that was for some reason, still on my computer. All i remember is that everybody started leaving JD, and Johanna started Uni. Nami turned 2!

October- Halloween in Liverpool; who knows where we ended up, or what costumes we were in. However, it was a thoroughly entertaining evening. The rest of October, was probably ok too. Ayler turned 6! Here are some facts about Halloween:

• Historian Nicholas Rogers, exploring the origins of Halloween, notes that while "some folklorists have detected its origins in the Roman feast of Pomona, the goddess of fruits and seeds, or in the festival of the dead called Parentalia, it is more typically linked to the Celtic festival of Samhain, whose original spelling was Samuin (pronounced sow-an or sow-in)".[1] The name is derived from Old Irish and means roughly "summer's end".[1]
  

November- This pictures from December, but I had none. I got my hair cut finally, and besides this I remember very little. My year in pictures isn't very successful. Think of the most wild, crazy, interesting thing you can. Got one? Ok, i did that in November.

December- I have never drank Wine properly before. In 2 days of this month, i made it through roughly 7 bottles. Merry Christmas. December was quite fun, but it always is, what with Christmas shopping and all. A tram hit Coronation Street.

I hope your years were more eventful than mine.

xxx

Tronsha Goddard

This is overdue, but TRON was awful. Pure, pure awful. It was about 2 hours of blue lights and terrible acting. However, it was good to see Alan Bradley back in something, I could've sworn that tram finished him off in the 80's but he came bouncing back!

(There was a character called Alan Bradley in Tron, if you hadn't guessed. RITA)

Meanwhile, Christmas occured! It wer good, I got some gifts, so if you were the bearer of said gifts, cheers. My highlight is that my Wii Mii Character is designed after Maude Flanders (obviously. I think I might end up on a list some day) and I won her on Mario Kart Wii! It's mental.

So if that paragraph didn't sum it up, 2010 was a really boring, terrible year. Well, not boring. There were some highlights, like that time we went the beach and my (sorry, Ants), birthday, then some Christmas Buildup etc; but they were very few and far between! Not to be all doom and gloom, it was just rubbish. I enjoyed the people and stuff, infact it was probably one of the best years in terms of defining my friendships, just circumstances failed! New Year's eve was quite fun though, going to a friends friends boyfriends house party, felt a bit like an American TV Show, which was all good and that. No red plastic cups though, that was a lacking quality. It was enjoyable and I got to spend it with a couple of amazing people. Queer.

However, 2011 is setting up to be alright- I have a plane ticket booked for JAPAN! Woo! March-June I'm jetsetting off so I'll be writing you from Sunny Old Asia, what a treat for you all. A real, real treat. And then, I'm going to (surprise surprise) try and go to University! And stay.

This is basically it, Jo's on the phone to me about Jeremy Kyle. Has anyone got any good new years resolutions for me? Think of some, it'll be nice.

I'll talk a bit about Boxing Night First. If you've seen my costume, you'll be aware that I got it when i was drunk, which explains why its just a series of colourful things. I don't particularly remember much else, my first drink was a pint of wine which sums up where the evening went really doesn't it. My mum thought I was having a vicious argument with myself because of my loud, loud vomiting (if you haven't heard it, facebook Richard Surples, he has about 400 videos of it, because it entertains him and others to no end). I don't really remember going home or anything, or any stand-out event from the night. Rick just made a cake too, so look at that aswell if you're there.

Yes, this is all now. I think I'm going to do a "My Year in Pictures" thing in a minute, so you know, stay tuned and all that. And to everyone involved in my 2010, thanks...I think. If you're worth it, see you this year!!!!

AULD LANG SYNE EVERYONE
Here's a picture of my friend Paul's face.