Goodbye Tree!

That 35 year old tree in my garden is GONE! These kids keep trying to climb it and despite the fact both Natalie and myself fully screamed, and we mean SCREAMED, at them, and also hosed them, it didn't stop those little "troopers" from trying to climb it. If they DIE we'll get sued, thankyou very much! Anyway their persistance made for some brilliant Tuesday night entertainment, some quality 1 liners that i've sadly forgot most of! There was a classic Katie Corless in there though. One of the girls was called Katie:

Me: "You 2 have the same name YOU SHOULD BOND"

Katie C: "Yes but Im attractive"

Classic. That girl was a biffa though, seriously. Not Corless haha, the other 1. We also got some classic scenes down and GC Ep1 is soon to be out! Wheyhey! Thanks for doing my poll aswell people.

Its been a busy few days guys, well busy enough for me! Tuesday brought a smashing night in with Natalie, Jess, Chris, Vickie, Katie, Myself, and Ayler briefly, and then we decided that we (we being Me, Natalie, Jess and Chris because the others have Nursery, School and College for the epic lose) should go to Southport on Wednesday just for a break from all the nothingness we are doing. So we decided as me, Jess and Natalie would be there, we would review our 2nd haunt on the food list- Bruciani's in Wigan town center! And here is said review, complete with a guest reviewer Chris Holding! Firstly, because Jess and Nat were late me and Chris bought these M&M Super Milkshakes or something, they were AMAZING, the BEST drink in Wigan that doesn't have any alcohol in it haha

Food- 8- Since it was breakfast time the menu was mostly bacon/egg based, so I had a Bacon Barm, Jess has Egg on Toast, and Chris and Nat "treated themselves" to a full English. I had no complaints with my food, and the only thing that Chris and Jess could fault it on was the tanginess or, in Jess's case, the being there, of the tomatos. It didn't knock us out, but there were no complaints to be made!

Atmosphere- 9- It's a lovely little place thats got like a Roman theme to it, they play some nice relaxing music, the only problem was the roof but nobody cares about rooves. The chairs didnt have cushions either, but oh well. Other than that it was lovely

Place- 10- Slap Bang in middle of Wigan, we can all get there quite easily and its convenient to just drop in any time we're (or you're) hungry

Price- 9- The only way it can get a 10 is if it's free food. Which it wasnt. But it didn't come to more than a fiver for any of us, and thats with the food and a large drink to boot. I love saying "to boot". So its a cheap place to go with some damn nice food, which is rare really aint it!

Staff- 9- One of them looked like our former GC friend Megan, which was a bonus. They were very polite and didn't get anything wrong, and they seemed like lovely young women! So go them!

Overall- 45/50. Beating Little 15!!!! It's a nice place to go, just a cafe to stop off for something to eat rather than a "evening out" kind of place, but there wasn't much wrong with the place!!!!!

MOVING ON, Southport brought a shocking dissapointment. The jet boats and motor boats were NOT there. So we sulked for a bit and had to find other ways to amuse ourselves, and soon we turned into maniacs craving tickets from the arcade to win prizes. But combined we managed to club together ONE THOUSAND and FIFTY FOUR tickets- which we bought all Five Spice Girls Action Figures, 5 Bouncy Balls, and 2 sets of fuzzy "die" for Natalie and Jess's cars! And for once, Natalie didn't drive by the way, Jess did! The girls managed to "spice up our lives" for a while until we again got a bit bored so we went high heel shopping.

For Chris

He's doing a Cinderella Panto and needs size 12 heels. Now if you thought asking for size 12 heels was bad, he was doing it and me and natalie kept making a scene and telling people he was doing a drag act. He could of killed us. One old lady complimented him though, but she was clearly taking the piss. We decided to walk down to the little cafe type thing at the end of that boardwalk and it took forever, but inside it was nice except there was no hot food. But we weren't rating it. So its ok. Theres a nice view of what currently is just sand, but im sure when the tide is in its rate nice. We filmed some quality shit for the GC whilst we were there too! Then it was time for what is unfortunately for chickens becoming a regular trait of ours, the McDonalds run. I decided i wanted 20 nuggets. Then so did Chris. Then so did Natalie. So Jess had to order SIXTY nuggets, and she said "SIXTY NUGGETS" because we made her

The woman said "Six?" and Jess had to again clarify it was Six-TY. And it wasnt a voice box either, it was face to face. The shame, the shame. We drove down to the beach and gorged ourselves there, then the sun was sort of setting so we waited around on the beach for a bit before heading back!

Overall its been a lovely couple of days, and i've got an interview at Hindley Tesco tomorrow too! Somehow...i haven't APPLIED there. haha. But i AINT COMPLAININ. I enjoy spending time with these aforementioned people and it shalt happen more, i demand it!

Lots of love, sorry this blog was so so long!!!!!

Prepare for GC4 guys, you're gonna love it!!!!

xxxx