Why People are the worst thing about the world (Part Two)

Wow, Christmas really brings out the BEST in people. Especially the elderly; I'm not sure if its whether they know they haven't got long left, or just the cold weather traps all entry to their hearts, but they really are CRUEL!

So, back by "popular demand", here are some other things that people have done the last week to royally piss everyone off:

• Don't you FUCKING dare whistle for my attention again. I am neither a) a pet or b) a sexually appealing woman walking past a construction site


• "Can I have the most popular shoe you sell in the most popular size, 3 days before Christmas?" (note the lack of PLEASE AND THANKYOU). "No, sorry, we've sold out now"
  "WHAT! THIS IS RIDICULOUS! HOW CAN THAT HAVE POSSIBLY HAPPENED! THIS ALWAYS HAPPENS TO ME AT THIS SHOP! THIS SHOP IS TERRIBLE"
  Ok, I'm going to stop you there, "sweetheart", first off, ITS CHRISTMAS. It happens EVERY YEAR. It isn't a new, last minute event, that you had no idea about. And the reason your fat, ugly son wants these shoes is because EVERYBODY ELSE IS WEARING THEM. Surely, thats a clue that they're probably going to sell out! Why don't you ask Father Christmas for them and when he gives you the same fucking answer, throw a nervy B at him. Alternately, try your hand at some parenting, find out what your offspring want in advance, like everyone else, I'm sure you can put the crack pipe down for 5 minutes to talk to them


• This is just one specific event, but a little girl brought a toy whistle in yesterday. And proceeded to whistle every 30 seconds, for roughly 45 minutes. She single handedly pissed every single staff member off, and obviously, being like, 3, didn't realise it. I'll tell you who could've done something- her parents. Her sulky, fucking parents. I don't blame the girl, she doesn't know what she's doing really- but if you let her blow that whistle again I'll ram it down your neglectful throats.


• The line "They're for my kids" isn't a trigger phrase to magically make shoes appear in the size you want, THEY STILL AREN'T HERE.


• "Have you got these in Blue, in a 6" "No, just the colours that are out", "Well they had them in _____". Yeah, everytime I go to Tesco, I do a "practice shop" first, decide what I want exactly, but then leave the shop and go to a different Tesco to buy the products. That's how shopping works, isn't it.


• Don't come into a shop I've worked in for some time, and TELL me what we sell. If i say "Sorry we don't sell those". WE DONT SELL THEM. I'm not some kind of Piss poor JD Grinch trying to ruin Christmas for your family.


• This is pretty much a given, but don't threaten to "come back for me if it's not there", after I've spent 20 minutes of my time on the phone to another shop, reserving a shoe for you.


• "Do you stock ______". "No sorry" "Well do Sports Direct?"
  "Do you stock that new "The Saturdays" record, HMV?" "No sorry" "Well do CEX"
  Unless you have a mental deficiancy, you should be aware that the world is not one big shop. There are many different ones, with different stock. Also, I'm not your bitch.

This is basically all I can think of now. But its pretty clear to see this Christmas has angered me somewhat. A sidenote would be that a decent 25% of the customers are very pleasant to serve, and understand the rules of social conduct. So to them, I thank you greatly, and merry Christmas.

And to every one else, Ho Ho Hang yourselves.

x

I want a new driving wedge...I would like more Lemon Pledge

It's so difficult to write these things when there is literally NOTHING happening in your life...but i'll give it a crack!

You know when's a good time to cut all your hair off? ANY TIME BUT THE COLDEST TIME OF YEAR. Also, hats now make me look like an unfortunately proportioned child.

Winter 2010, it's alright I guess. Snow is a pain in the arse though isn't it girls! I've come to the conclusion that the more magical something looks, the more likely you are to die in/because of it. For example, "Wow (insert a friend's name of your own choosing here), look at that mythical dragon over there!", and the next thing you're on fire. Or like, a mystical looking man with a long flowing beard and a cape- less likely to take you under his caring wing and more likely to rape, beat and kill you, leaving you in an alleyway. So you know, heed my words, avoid the elderly and dragons...and snow.

I had a fun Mad Friday. I've always avoided going into Wigan on mad friday because i have this irrational phobia of being murdered outside of Bentleys coz i loked at someones "bird" funny. But this year I thought, its worth the RISK, because I'm really, really bored. So i dolls myself up, meet Mel and Laura, and everything is going swimmingly. And then Jack Frost just fucks everything up doesn't he! But to be fair, I did the following things

• Tried cherry beer
• Danced in the snow
• Made it into someone's bedroom
• Got slightly drunk
• Danced in the street
• Tried to stop cars to give us a lift
• Phoned for a taxi
• Bought someone some "going home" food
• Got a free sausage
• Stood covered in snow at a bus stop in an unfamiliar place, alone

And I didn't even make it to Wigan! All these things are basically what I do anyway, but usually there's a lot more "AAHAHGHGH" and then "BLEEEEUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRGGGGGGHHHHHHHH", and sometimes, apparantly, I lick people's foreheads....

I went furt Franco's last night, and there was some noisy bitch on her works do. You can take the girl out of Wigan...but you'll still fucking hear her there. The meal was nice, and I discovered some fascinating trivia about a group of 30 somethings that are clearly past the point of screaming "SAMBUCA!" at waitresses. Seriously, we would have had a classier evening at a Gypsy Hen Do.

I have another complaint about JD! Who the HELL decides what music goes on that Mp3 thing? It's really, REALLY bad. Like, who actually writes those songs thinking "Yeah, this is awesome, oh my god people will LOVE this!". The best example i can offer is "The Decision" by the Young Knives. Some quality lines in that song include

"I'm the Prince of Wales, I'm the Prince of Wales, and if all else fails...I'm the Prince of Wales"

So yeah, Christmas 2010! Where's this bludy year gone? Everyone else, in the world, left this country (except the ones already not in it), and just abandoned me, then there was a tram crash on Corrie. That's basically all I can really remember about it right now!

This time last year I was JUST dropping out of Uni, for reference, read my blog from December 2009! Looking back, it was a good idea, because it was awful. I do miss the people though. However, I have met some LUCKY people this year too, who I probably wouldn't have done had I stayed at Uni! And for the first time in ages, I sort of have a game plan.

Or I could just stay at home writing blogs and playing Scene it with Frankie.

We'll see.

Good Tidings to All, I'm going to leave you with my own version of the 12 days of Christmas:

ON THE TWELFTH DAY OF CHRISTMAS MY TRUE LOVE GAVE TO ME....
Twelve Bummers Bumming
Eleven Daniel Pipers Daniel Piping
Ten Maude's a-leaping (to their deaths from a racing car grand stand)
Nine Nathan's flamboyantly dancing
Eight Johannas Milking (all the attention they can)
Seven Frankies swimming (but telling me not to splash her, get her hair wet, or actually swim properly)
Six Becky Reeces a-wheyyinnng
Five GoldFing....ers
Four Appaling Birds (screaming their heads off in an Italian Resteraunt)
Three French Skanks (namely Jess, Natalie and Dave)
Two Girls 1 Cup
And Sam Rigby in a Bear Tree

This seemed funnier before i started writing it

MERRY CHRISTMAS

xxxx

My world ends tonight...

In many ways, Phatgaykid was a supporting player in our lives. He definately grabbed our attention with memorable catchphrases and comical accents. And whether you noticed him or not, Jonnie, was always there. And we thought...he always would be.

My friends, life is about change...

Until tonight, Jonnie Jenkins, aka Phatgaykid, has kept the likes of myself, Frankie, Rachel, and countless others, entertained with his video blogs via Youtube. Think of him as the Nathan O'leary of youtube- comedy gold. His eccentric personality and high pitched grunts at the end of every sentence made viewing him a real treat for us, and we got countless laughs from it. (Sidenote, if you want to watch his videos before reading on I strongly recommend, California Gurls, The Boy is Mine, Somewhere over the rainbow and Baby)

However, tonight, the "real" Jonnie Jenkins, going by the name of Joshua Lindsey, CRUSHED OUR DREAMS by revealing that Jonnie is, infact, nothing more than a character to heighten awareness of homophobia online. He certainly did that well.

And now I find myself sitting alone, knowing that Rachel and Frankie are sitting along suffering the same mental anguish I am in. I imagine this is what Diana's death was like for the older generation. His videos will NEVER be the same again, knowing his high pitched grunts are a conscious choice as opposed to some kind of flimsy form of tourettes. And his beautiful singing voice, his rapping and acting skills, his accents, ALL LIES. I FEEL CHEATED.

But he did his job, and by GOD he did it well. Viva Jonny Jenkins.

To be fair though, it is called lip balm, not face balm...

Robert. Oh.

It's fun going to parties when you know full well that you're probably going to vomit blood before 8:00.

Basically, that's all I've got to say for today.
Worked until 5AM, tidying stuff at work, it was reasonably entertaining but I was delerious by the end of it all. I don't know if it was the paint fumes, the tiredness, or the clearly not chicken chicken pizza that I had.

Worked all week.
PROPER EXCITING.
Bye xx

You don't slow roast steaks

As Emma pointed out to me, you don't slow roast steaks. Just for the record.

I wish I lived in Chester, it seems really nice. Hopefully I can move there next year for UNIVERSITY, when I eventually decide to go! One of these times I'll stick it out. Remember that time I went to Edge Hill? That was a YEAR ago. Seriously, it feels like 2 months, and I don't particularly have anything to show since I left. I do miss the gang though; and by that, I mean the 4 or 5 people I spoke to. Its weird how much can change in a year if you want it to, but if you're fairly lazy, how little can! That's a well boring story. Samantha Cairns was the best thing that Edge Hill provided me with.

A lot has happened to me since I last wrote; I won the lottery, bought a plane, moved house, married someone who is also rich, and adopted 3000 malawain babies. Why is EVERYONE leaving work? Like, everyone's going! It's not cool guys, get back and STAY BACK.

I think I'm in love with the 2 girls who auditioned for the X Factor last night, the one that decked the other one. If I was to go on the X Factor, that's EXACTLY how I'd audition. With less use of the word "random" and "ohMAHgod". But I'd also say "Who ARE you?" to a judge, and punch my partner in the face for ruining things. Oh, and tell the audience to shut up. What crowd pleasers those girls turned out to be. They both looked like they'd just been to a funeral buffet too, seriously, the pug faced one had crumbs down her top. Make an effort dear, its the X Factor, not Must be the Music.

I went to Southport the other day, to gain the experience of a jetboat once again, but sadly, Rebecca was too gay for speedboats so I just motor boated her instead. I got to drive. :) FOR ONCE.

Johanna's jumped ship to Uni now aswell. I'm going to miss seeing her all the time. Sad. :(
I think I need topics of discussion for these things now, so if anyone has any suggestions, tell me on facebook and I'll begin to mindlessly rant about them on here!

I'm a bit bored now, so I'm going
Night
xx

Destination JAPAN

I don't like to go on. Actually no, I love to go on. Especially when it's about me. But my hands are too fat to type, like Michelle McManus has been stung by several bees, so I'll just bullet point my previous months

• Decided "actually ney, I don't want a 2nd chance at education, I'm just going to stay here and sell shoes for another year"


• Frankie bore a child, Hendrix, he's right adorable


• The Graphics Crew came to a timely demise, for good.


• Natalie and Jess resumed post in FRANCAIS


• Lost ended! BOO!


• Maude Flanders appeared in another Simpsons flashback. AWESOME.


• I turned 20, and spent the morning of my birthday drunk, dressed as Meg Griffin with a Mime, a clown, a gangster, a cow, Freddy Mercury, and David and Josh, dressed as daywalkers, at the Brockett waiting for it to open. Enjoyable.


• I had to bid farewell to Ayler, Nami and Brendan and Akiyo, as they went home to Japan. Sad days, but I like to dwell on the positive. And Skype exists, so its getting better


• I then decided, hang on, Japan is nicer than England, I'm gonna move there in January 2011 me!
  
• Continue to work at JD. New people joined. Mostly good. MOSTLY.

Caught up. Good? I'm sure you'll be able to find me on someones photos in the background looking like a milked cow.

It's bad that 2 years on, I still don't have much to talk about. Everyone else appears to have done something with their lives, but saying that, I'm relatively happy and I'm clearly the Chandler of this little game. So whatever, it'll all work out when I win the lottery. At least 2 years ago we didn't have Jedward: Let Loose. Tuesday at 9 on ITV2.

Currently in life, I'm having a reasonably fun time! I have lovely friends, most of which are laid back and I'm a high maintainence burden. But my charm makes up for it. I lost a few good people this year, but I firmly believe if all is meant to work out, then it will. And as long as everyone's happy doing what they're doing, then so be it :). I basically have a routine set up; Quiz on Monday, Free play (usually work) Tuesday-Thursday; Wigan Friday; Work Saturday-Sunday. That's about as busy as it gets, and as you can see, it doesn't get very busy. I also worked out there's not much point attempting a love life when you're hanging around waiting for something that's never gonna happen, no matter how much it seems like it is at the time. But, look at me, I won't be on the shelf much longer.

I

Am

A

Catch

Do you know what I don't like? The following situations when selling shoes:

• "Can I have this in an 8 AND a 9."
  No- Learn your size. Or get off your stupid face and do some parenting and discover your child's shoe size, or keep your womb emptier next time


• "When you were in the back getting my shoe, taking time out of your day, I saw this other shoe I like better, can I have this one?"
  No- You don't go into a resteraunt, order chicken and then go "ACTUALLY NEY LAD IM GUNT FURT HAVE STEAK INSTEAD." Nobody will put up with your shit, why should I? Granted, I don't slow roast a shoe, but still, have a fucking look around first!


• "Can you feel his toe?"
  No- Refer back to the closage of your womb. Bend the fuck down and do it yourself


• "Do you have this in a size 6 and 2.354? No? Why not?" *Sulks*
  No- What the HELL do you think we have back there? A factory? Am I supposed to make shoes for your ridiculously fussy feet? LEARN TO FIT IN THESE ONES. Or get out.


• "Can I have discount off, these shoes are on display"
  No- They've been on display in a shoe shop. Not a zoo. What's really the worst thing that could have happened to/in this shoe.


• "Do you work here?"
  No- I just tend to walk around JD in a top saying "JD Crew", relacing shoes. I'm the Mother Teresa of the footwear community.


• "You know these shoes on the rack, are they the last ones or do you have more?"
  If you took a second of your time to look upwards, there's a sign saying "Last Few". I'm not your mother, do some investigating.


• "Can you get that shoe there for me" *Nods towards wall*
  It's a big wall pal, wanna narrow that one down?
  
• "Have you got them PTs wiv black"
  Black, is a reasonably popular colour. Come on.

Seriously, I'm a nice person. I'm never going to say ANY of these things to a customer, because I don't want to be punched. But yeah, COME ON.
NIGHT xx

Ps. Welldone Myke for getting out of the country, and doing something.

Also apply this to Natalie, Jess, Rachael, Emma and various other bastards who abandoned me.

WHERE MY DOO RAG AT???

I'm gun beat cho ass on this traaaain

Classic Train Girl. Youtube it! Thanks for that gem Katie Corless :D Good Times

I went to a pub quiz Monday- we managed to get 20 out of 65. Ant said he thought the team might do better with me and Johanna on board- we both dropped out of Uni early in. The only thing we have a degree in is losing. But to be fair, the questions were pretty terrible. Pretty terrible indeed. And one of the rounds didn't make sense- the guy said "The last word from the previous answer will start the next answer". Then one of the questions, the answer was "Cyprus". And the next question was about a Bond film. Useless.

Life is as exciting as ever- Natalie and Jessica return on Monday though, which is fun! I've realised why I still haven't passed my driving test too- ignoring the fact that I haven't booked my test again since September...I don't particularly like it...Strange.

I have a new man crush. On the woman from N-Dubz, Tulisa? I don't know why- maybe its the minor femaleness of her. She's still no Gwaggz though. I have also found a new passion for the game "Lips", despite my horrible horrible voice. I managed to get over 100,000 points on "Push the Button" by the Sugababes. Wow. I should join, they'll probably need a new one soon anyway.

I worked for 9 hours today which was interesting, considering I was only supposed to be doing 2. But I'm a fan of money. Speaking of fans, these Facebook groups are getting ridiculous now. Why would I feel the need to let people know that when i hear the words "Just a small town girl", I sing "Living in a lonely world", or "When I'm upset, I use one word answers". I don't think anyone in the world would benefit from knowing this shit.

Fuck you Facebook, you're becoming Myspace. But more pretentious. Because everyone thinks they're too old for Myspace- but LOOK AT THE SHIT YOU'RE JOINING! Admittedly, some of the funny ones are worth it, even if they don't help anything in my daily life. Anyway yeah, I worked 9 hours with Piper, but thats never a bad thing! Big news Jders- we now have a women's sale rack. Things are really shaping up.

Its wierd that Rachel's only been in London for like 2 days, and I miss her! Sometimes I go weeks without seeing her though- maybe its because I know she's been away...maybe she's bought me a PRESENT. Probably not. I bet Jay gets a present. I want a present.

SOMEBODY BUY ME SOMETHING. Happy Birthday Samantha dear by the way. I'm going back to Edge Hill next week to visit her/you, I'm a little bit excited. I like the bit with the people- not so much the bit with the advertising course though. Or the £4,100 I need to pay back. OOPS. Went back to John Rigby yesterday...I didn't like it at all. It reminded me that I'm not there anymore, and people kept walking past and I didn't know them! I wish we were all back at college...

Anyway, I'm bored of typing now.

Night Night

xxxx

Gwaggz-Mania

Look, its GAGA! But not from last night sadly- impending failures made us not buy tickets to her Fame Ball Tour for whatever reason. Bad times. But everyone's got Gaga (or Gwaggz, as I prefer to call her) mania at the moment, which obviously makes me happy- more people to talk about her with!!!! But I hope all who attended had fun and I hope some people have videos to show me!

In less interesting news, Ke$ha has a new song, but it has nothing to do with me changing my blog around because the black and yellow was hurting my eyes. So welcome to 2010, my "fans". I've been poorly, sort of, for 2 or so days, the last time I was ill i decided to drop out of uni. This time i just opted for rest- its £4,100 cheaper. Apparantly Megan Fox is the sexiest woman alive- I don't really see it myself, she's nothing special is she? I know another M.F who I'd much rather marry. If she hadn't died...

Anyway I REALLY have nothing to write about. Literally nothing exciting has happened to me for a while- I did go out on Friday though with work friends and that was fun times :D, here's a photo from it, just to prove I'm not making it up for psychiatric reasons, like Norman Bates or something. But i assume he had better things to do than pretend he'd gone to Revolution and Lux.

I don't even know 2 of the people on this picture properly. And i look like a woman. As per. My mum forgot who I was the other day, she thought I was my friend Piper on a photo. Granted, this is him:

Even so, you'd still remember which one you gave birth to. I was thinking about school tests today- there's really no point in them is there? Not the GCSE ones, obviously, but like, Y9 MOCK SAT MOCKS 1 and stuff like that. Its an uneccesary waste of everyone's time, and what's the deal with no speaking? I might take over the country and sort things out. And i think i spelled uneccesary wrong too, so they don't even work.

Natalie and Jess returned to WIGGUN on Sunday/Monday which was a lovely treat because I was counting down till March when I get to see them, but they were here! I want to go to Glasgow now though...any offers guyssss???? I keep buying unnecessary amounts of food (I'm sick of the word necessary now, I need a word I know I'm spelling correctly), and leaving it in other people's houses or cars. Never a good idea when you're already 4 grand in debt at 19. But they can't take it away from me! I bought 2 cardigans too, because I'm a granddad. Speaking of children, I wish Frankie's would hurry up, for her sake more than my own...obviously.

Without sounding sexist, I'm glad I'm not a woman. I fully couldn't be arsed with all the maintainance it takes. And I'd rather not whack another person out of me. On that thought, I'm going to go now.

Hope everyone is well, keep in touch!!! xxxx

Get in the bag

JD. The D stands for DRAMA.

So theres this supervisor Emma, right, and she's a total skank. Only kidding, she might be one of the only people who ever reads this blog. So WELLDONE, for your namecheck. You've earned it sugar tits :p
My life is fairly uninteresting, so there's very little point in blogging, but guess what I'm gonna do it anyway! I've decided that this years a bit crappy, so I'm going to just drink until I can't feel feelings anymore from now on! That's the rational way about this, RIGHT? In the past 2 weeks a fair amount has changed, but nothing too interesting. I've had a spring cleanout of gompers in my life, and got rid of them- hopefully this will make things better for me!

NATALIE AND JESS ARE IN SCOTLAND. WTF. But no, I'm happy that they're enjoying themselves and I sort of wish I was doing these things along with them! Who knows, maybe a summer in France is what I need (I understand i said Scotland before- I know the 2 places aren't the same...but these bitches get bored of countries).
So it's Valentines Day on Sunday- how are we spending it? Well I'm spending 9 hours with the love of my life who treats me well, is really open, and knows what music I like. That's right...I'll be at JD. "Love of my life" was sarcasm, for those who think I'm more mental than I actually seem to be right now. Which right now, is fairly insane. Christ knows why. I laughed for 5 minutes at a pen the other day, because it was an unusual shade of green. Bringing the racism to the pen world now. But yeah, single on valentines day, especially when you know the person you wish to be with is with someone else, is quite daunting. But maybe I'll see my wonderful Funbuns and we'll eat the night away!

Speaking of Frankie (Who is funbuns, for those of you who didn't BOTHER to go to school with me), she's right good, and i'm glad that we're spending loads of time together coz we alllwaayys have a RIGHT LAUGH. But we always insult the same few people. By now, you'd think we'd get over it. One of them we haven't seen for about 3 years!


Anyway, yeah, you can see that not much is going on. We went ribbon shopping the other day. This is how all almost 20 year olds live, right? But going on the RAZZ tomorrow night for Piper's birthday! Its either going to be amazing, or really really fucking terrible. Who KNOWS! Not because of Piper. He's good.

BYE

xx

Oh yeah, all the pictues are irrelevant. But didn't they MAKE YOUR DAY! Thanks for the title Katie. Maybe you could tell me what its supposed to mean.

OPEN YO MOOOOOUTTHH!!!

What an exciting weekend! If you're interested in overpriced drinks, Japanese waiters, beautiful ladies, and Graham from Coronation Street, then this is the blog for you! It was Andrea's 20 and a month'th birthday celebrations on Saturday night, and being the only lad doesn't do you any favours when you already look like a woman. It just furthers the conspiricy theory that you are a woman. These are some of the "GIRLIES", shudder, that partook in the evening! You've got your Andreas, your Jess's, your Jodies, your Rachaels, your Natalies, your Emmas, your Robyns, and much more. We went to this Japanese resteraunt, and it was like that one on FRIENDS where Ross and his lesbian wife went, including the food being thrown at us. And fire. See below.

Told you. Anyway, i bought 1 drink there, Vodka and Red Bull. FIVE POUNDS SEVENTY. I dont know where they get off! But somehow Charlotte and Aimee managed to bring a whole new meaning to the phrase "shitfaced" in there, so they must be lightweights or loaded. Anyway, it was an interesting experience, but I don't think i'll be paying to have asian guys screaming OPEN YOU MOOOOOUTHH and throwing potatoes at me anytime soon. But in terms of an "Andrea" thing to do, it was something only she could decide she wanted to do on a night out, which is why we all love her so dearly. After this meal thang, we went to Deansgate. No offense to Wigan, but Deansgate people make Wigan people look like they're on the Hills have eyes. Somehow I managed to get some kind of blood on my back aswell. Or it might be crayon, apparantly. Who knows. Anyway, to sum up. It wer good! So thanks Andrea! I had a nice time getting to know some of the other girls like Charlotte and Jenna a bit better, which is fun. The more the merrier!

Other than that, I basically slept, and then went into Wigan with Piper who didn't fully know how to work entering a shop to his advantage, then we went to a staff meeting which was surprisingly more fun than it sounds. At least the new manager guy seems fair, which is always a good thing. :D

I have nothing else to say, other than some advice. Don't waste your time on people who BLATANTLY ignore you after you try and be civil. Whats the point? 14 year old scene girl time.

You don't know her like i do. 16 years.

Peace all

xxx

Is "Ominous" a compliment?

WHEYY! I'm here again. But this time, i don't have a ridiculous amounts worth of months to fill you in on. Just a day. A very, very adequate day

Me and Frankie went out for dinner today, and when did old people decide it was acceptable to push in? If i did that to you bitch, you'd write in to Crimewatch or something! And she gave me a knowing look too like, "Yeah...i did...and WHAT". She angered me, but then the food unangered me, which is always a plus. I tend to NEVER eat at home these days- I went to this pub today, Frankie and Benny's yesterday, the Brockett the day before that, and the list works backwards! I assume. But, I have cut out McDonalds, KFC and Burger King. Which is good. This allows more room for more expensive food.

Back to the me and Frankie bit, it was nice to spend some quality time with MA GURRRL. And we had a decent chat about stuff! And as ever, I laughed a lot. Always knows how to cheer me up! Then we headed down the social ladder and into Leigh town centre- where we did some shoppings! I bought more clothes. For under a tenner. I like this. But this isn't Facebook- so i can't physically like it. And we looked at christening clothes!!! It's so wierd that in less than a month, Frankie will have spawned a child. Good times!

Then, i didn't get my hair cut again, whoops. I am tomorrow though! I promise. I went to the Swimming baths to watch Ayler do a lesson, but then, i bumped into an old best friend Kelly, and didn't end up watching him at all because i spent about 45 minutes or something catching up and seeing what was going down in McLenahan town! It was wierd discussing the old CAFF crew, because we all now have jobs and responsibilities, and some have moved out, and got cars, etc; its strange to think just 3 years ago we used to smash each other around in a pit of foam...

I have no topic of discussion tonight, but I think Johanna Edgerton deserves a mention for being brilliant. Kiss ass. I think I need to come up with some kind of topic to make these things interesting...any suggestions, let me know! I think I'm just going to mention JD for the rest of this thing, because I didn't give it enough credit last time:

Working at JD Sports has made me more social, albeit a bit chavvier, than I was before, and all the people that work there make me smile lots and lots. Well, the majority. The other ones occasionally make me half smile. It's wierd that when I have issues now, the majority of people I turn to are my co-workers...and vice versa! It's actually, in terms of people, the best shop I could ever want to work in! Viva La JD! And Viva La...Staff. Just you know, don't end up liking co-workers more than friends, because it apparantly never ends very well. And then you get all depressed and stuff. But ya know, what can you do

Anyway, I'm bored, so here's another photo:

Its from when me, Jess, Andrea, Rachael and Jodie went sledging. As you can see, we hit a bush. Quite painfully.

Oh and big up to Josh Connell. You're dead good :D

NIGHT!

Remember when Alexandra Burke wasn't a bitch?

So, 2010 isn't as great as the prophets made it out to be. This is supposed to be the year where celebrities don't die, and the world doesn't end for another 2 years! But so far its just been one big gay drama after another.

But i'm not a 14 year old girl. So i'm not going to write about them here. I have friends to talk to about them- i don't need your pity, whoever you are. Unless your said friends, which you probably are; so PITY ME.

Here's a brief summary of what happened between my last blog and now:

• Lady GaGa live- Epic


• Went to Plymouth for a family members' funeral. The day before my birthday. Had to spend 8 hours on a minibus on my birthday. Not so Epic


• Continued to work at JD Sports- Varies between Epic and Not Very Epic


• Witnessed the breakdown of my friendship circle


• Nami turns 1, Ayler turns 5. Good Times.


• Natalie and Jess return from France. Good Times.


• Started a wonderful new life at Edge Hill University, doing Advertising, where I met Samantha Cairns, Deej, Hattie, and other legends. Good Times.


• Ended my wonderful new life at Edge Hill University, because Johanna told me to. Not really. But that's funnier than the actual reason. Whoops.


• Decided the best people to find attractive were the ones I couldn't have. Several times.


• Spent New Years Eve throwing up on a friend's bathroom floor, before passing out there, then going to work the morning after, exciting.


• Discovered the song "Riverside"

So basically, we're up to speed. Sort of. The other stuff can't of been that interesting if it's not made the list. I'm only writing this blog because a rather unappealing girl's blog came to my attention and it seemed very despIRATE.

I know that's not the right spelling. Don't have a bitch fit. So here's what I want to talk about tonight- the not so successfulness of 2010. That's not a word either, is it.

Although some things are good, such as trips to Frankie and Benny's with my red haired lover from...Orrell, seeing Natalie and Jess, and those other friends that I have, these things all existed in 2009, and we're equally as fun. 2010 just doesn't have the PIZAZZ i expected. It should be more fun than this. This morning i cried for 20 minutes at that Dr Who where he loses Rose. I've seen it like 40 times, there's something wrong with me. I think i might be pregnant or something.

There's really no point to this blog, i'm just bored. And clearly you are too, if you've made it this far. I'm just gonna say it- I love JD. Didn't think I would, coz you know, it's JD. But the people are the best co-workers I could've ever wished for! And the majority of them are now really close friends of mine too, outside of work! If i wasn't at that shop, I'd have gone madder than I am now- and I'm pretty wierd now. I find the episode of the Simpsons where Maude dies, comforting. Imagine if I was still on the dole, I'd probably have a cat called "Mr Purrington" by now that i grossly overfeed to compensate for my own eating problems. What am I even talking about?

I dropped my keyboard just now. That made a big noise. Whoops. Anyway yeah, I got bored so I thought i'd write this- fill yall in and whatnot. So here's the plan for the rest of 2010, to make it better:

• Stop dropping my keyboard


• Join the gym, and stick to it


• Don't kill anyone


• Quality family time


• Go on holiday with some friends


• Stop doing everything Johanna tells me to


• Try and return JD to its good, fun state


• Fix some of these dodgy friendships!

I'm bored now, so I'm going to put a picture up that makes me laugh:

Also, I just found out my old media teacher was on Ready Steady Cook. How about that.

Night all! xxx