Tuesday, August 19, 2008

Special Guest Star: Natalie Corless as Herself

Edward Scissorhands. Natalie Corless. Brioche. A NIGHT IN.

A Word From Our Sponsors:
I don't want to do this. I can't spell. I'm not that funny. So I will hand you back over to the man himself Nathan Paul Francis Oleary to talk about Pork and Beans.

And back to me:
Well today has been a barrel of nothing, daytime wise. I avoided an unneccesary trip to Wigan, because the job center are liars and THEY KNOW IT. Thanks to Becky Spencer and Kyle who warned me and saved me MONEYZ. I CANT get jobseekers, SO DONT TELL ME I CAN ON THE PHONE. Then i went driving and i was rate good today. Except for when i stalled at the end a little bit. And nearlly hit a child, but whats new!?

Then Corless Sr. came round and we had some laughs, watching such shows as Angel, and Edward Scissorhands (which is a film). Then we heard ASDA just screaming our names, and Natalie decided she hadn't embarrased herself in public for too long, so an elaborate "plan" to destroy an entire shelf, then choke on a donut, came about. SILLY GIRL....anyway, her near death experience got us thinking- we want a list of things to do in our friendship time! So we'll put some stuff on that we've already done, to make us seem better!

And here is said list:
Choke on Food in a Public Place
Watch the Rocky Horror Show, as a musical
Go on Holiday in England
Go on Holiday abroad
Camp in a rainy forest
Go to a Lock-In and stay there till morning
See a live comedian
Befriend someone of a different race, not Japanese
Befriend a Celebrity- or just meet one- a good one
Get a coke can shaped glass from McDonalds
Get HIGH (thanks for chipping in Natalie)
Join a Cult
Create our own religion
Get at least 1 graphics crew video to acceptable fame
Appear in the music video for "Pork and Beans"
Dress up as a scene kid and try to "fit in" at the marble
Get on TV- SPEAKING ROLE
Have a Graphics crew reunion video, 10 years on! Hosted by Justin Lee Collins

If we think of anymore i'm sure i'll fill you all in. BUT for now, thats it, the ones in bold we have achieved by the way and whenever we tick something off the list, we'll let you know!!!!!!!

NOW, Pork and Beans. Watch that video. Its the best music video, EVER, EVER, made, and the Graphics Crew should of been acknowledged! But fear not, we will be- what the hell has Tay Zonday done that we haven't?

LOTS OF LOVE
xxxx

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