Monday, February 01, 2010

OPEN YO MOOOOOUTTHH!!!

What an exciting weekend! If you're interested in overpriced drinks, Japanese waiters, beautiful ladies, and Graham from Coronation Street, then this is the blog for you! It was Andrea's 20 and a month'th birthday celebrations on Saturday night, and being the only lad doesn't do you any favours when you already look like a woman. It just furthers the conspiricy theory that you are a woman. These are some of the "GIRLIES", shudder, that partook in the evening! You've got your Andreas, your Jess's, your Jodies, your Rachaels, your Natalies, your Emmas, your Robyns, and much more. We went to this Japanese resteraunt, and it was like that one on FRIENDS where Ross and his lesbian wife went, including the food being thrown at us. And fire. See below.

Told you. Anyway, i bought 1 drink there, Vodka and Red Bull. FIVE POUNDS SEVENTY. I dont know where they get off! But somehow Charlotte and Aimee managed to bring a whole new meaning to the phrase "shitfaced" in there, so they must be lightweights or loaded. Anyway, it was an interesting experience, but I don't think i'll be paying to have asian guys screaming OPEN YOU MOOOOOUTHH and throwing potatoes at me anytime soon. But in terms of an "Andrea" thing to do, it was something only she could decide she wanted to do on a night out, which is why we all love her so dearly. After this meal thang, we went to Deansgate. No offense to Wigan, but Deansgate people make Wigan people look like they're on the Hills have eyes. Somehow I managed to get some kind of blood on my back aswell. Or it might be crayon, apparantly. Who knows. Anyway, to sum up. It wer good! So thanks Andrea! I had a nice time getting to know some of the other girls like Charlotte and Jenna a bit better, which is fun. The more the merrier!
Other than that, I basically slept, and then went into Wigan with Piper who didn't fully know how to work entering a shop to his advantage, then we went to a staff meeting which was surprisingly more fun than it sounds. At least the new manager guy seems fair, which is always a good thing. :D
I have nothing else to say, other than some advice. Don't waste your time on people who BLATANTLY ignore you after you try and be civil. Whats the point? 14 year old scene girl time.
You don't know her like i do. 16 years.
Peace all
xxx

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