Tuesday, January 26, 2010

Remember when Alexandra Burke wasn't a bitch?

So, 2010 isn't as great as the prophets made it out to be. This is supposed to be the year where celebrities don't die, and the world doesn't end for another 2 years! But so far its just been one big gay drama after another.

But i'm not a 14 year old girl. So i'm not going to write about them here. I have friends to talk to about them- i don't need your pity, whoever you are. Unless your said friends, which you probably are; so PITY ME.

Here's a brief summary of what happened between my last blog and now:
  • Lady GaGa live- Epic

  • Went to Plymouth for a family members' funeral. The day before my birthday. Had to spend 8 hours on a minibus on my birthday. Not so Epic

  • Continued to work at JD Sports- Varies between Epic and Not Very Epic

  • Witnessed the breakdown of my friendship circle

  • Nami turns 1, Ayler turns 5. Good Times.

  • Natalie and Jess return from France. Good Times.

  • Started a wonderful new life at Edge Hill University, doing Advertising, where I met Samantha Cairns, Deej, Hattie, and other legends. Good Times.

  • Ended my wonderful new life at Edge Hill University, because Johanna told me to. Not really. But that's funnier than the actual reason. Whoops.

  • Decided the best people to find attractive were the ones I couldn't have. Several times.

  • Spent New Years Eve throwing up on a friend's bathroom floor, before passing out there, then going to work the morning after, exciting.

  • Discovered the song "Riverside"

So basically, we're up to speed. Sort of. The other stuff can't of been that interesting if it's not made the list. I'm only writing this blog because a rather unappealing girl's blog came to my attention and it seemed very despIRATE.

I know that's not the right spelling. Don't have a bitch fit. So here's what I want to talk about tonight- the not so successfulness of 2010. That's not a word either, is it.

Although some things are good, such as trips to Frankie and Benny's with my red haired lover from...Orrell, seeing Natalie and Jess, and those other friends that I have, these things all existed in 2009, and we're equally as fun. 2010 just doesn't have the PIZAZZ i expected. It should be more fun than this. This morning i cried for 20 minutes at that Dr Who where he loses Rose. I've seen it like 40 times, there's something wrong with me. I think i might be pregnant or something.

There's really no point to this blog, i'm just bored. And clearly you are too, if you've made it this far. I'm just gonna say it- I love JD. Didn't think I would, coz you know, it's JD. But the people are the best co-workers I could've ever wished for! And the majority of them are now really close friends of mine too, outside of work! If i wasn't at that shop, I'd have gone madder than I am now- and I'm pretty wierd now. I find the episode of the Simpsons where Maude dies, comforting. Imagine if I was still on the dole, I'd probably have a cat called "Mr Purrington" by now that i grossly overfeed to compensate for my own eating problems. What am I even talking about?

I dropped my keyboard just now. That made a big noise. Whoops. Anyway yeah, I got bored so I thought i'd write this- fill yall in and whatnot. So here's the plan for the rest of 2010, to make it better:

  • Stop dropping my keyboard

  • Join the gym, and stick to it

  • Don't kill anyone

  • Quality family time

  • Go on holiday with some friends

  • Stop doing everything Johanna tells me to

  • Try and return JD to its good, fun state

  • Fix some of these dodgy friendships!

I'm bored now, so I'm going to put a picture up that makes me laugh:

Also, I just found out my old media teacher was on Ready Steady Cook. How about that.

Night all! xxx

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