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The Quoting Hall of Fame

"Is that Jess?"
"No, it's Roger fucking Moore!" (Whilst in Louis Toussad's Waxworks"

"No, you don't know her like I do. 16 years!" (A classic Daniel Piper right there)

"Josh Riley has a big Blank"
"Cock"
"No, Brother" (Whilst playing Blankety Blank at work)

"Nathan drop out of Uni and come and live with me in Liverpool" (Johanna Edgerton- it's like the lyric "fuck you i wont do what you tell me" was written in direct opposition to our friendship)

"She looked like a viscount biscuit" (Chris, commenting on someone's fashion sense)

"If she gets any more lyrics tattood on her she's going to look like a kareoke machine" (Jodie on a girl we saw in Wigan)

"Mum, stop being a bitch to Nathan!"
"I'm not, i'm being a bitch to Robyn" (Another beautiful Howell family moment)

"Don't buy that, you'll look like a grape." (Chris offers me some salient fashion advice when trying to buy a purple tshirt)

"I think i cherish this friendship more than you do"
"That's not true. Sometimes I let you speak without being spoken to, and you know that's against the rules" (Johanna reminds me why our friendship is so special)

"IT'S NOT A TANK" (Chris reminds us his car isn't a tank)

"What is your purpose?" (Another humdinger from Holding)

"I'm (BLANK), nobody likes me, everybody hates me, I might aswell go and eat FUCKING WORMS!" (Frankie, after snapping on the bus)

"You don't have a ticket? Are you stupid?"
"I'm stupid? You're a TRAIN CONDUCTOR!" (Rachel Heard comes out with possibly her best comeback ever)

"Wigan please"
"Are you coming back?"
"No, Johanna's bringing me back"
(Me, forgetting that not all bus drivers are on first name terms with Johanna)

"I hit a child on the way here. It was a nightmare trying to clean the lego out of my grills" (Chris, bringing the tone down)

"Yeah but Dave smokes roll ups" (David imparts his wisdom upon us)

"I'm fucking off to the land of nod" (Someone I can't even remember who, delicately tells us they're going to sleep)

"He's a bull...she works in a China shop" (Me and Katie coming up with new romantic comedy ideas)

"She's Jayne Ball....he's a door" (Katie, in reference to a girl who smashed a door down when she was drunk, saying "My Bad" after doing it)

"I spent my time living under a tent in France"
"You spent your time living under a bloke in France"
(Robyn ZINGS Jess)

"Can i lend a holepuncher?"
"I'll punch your hole"
(Sam solidifies our friendship at Edge Hill)

"I bet it's a woman, oh no, they're driving a van"
(A double whammy of sexism)

"Classic ___" (Whoever it references)

"Drink some poison and die" (Piper, being generous as ever)

Thursday, August 28, 2008

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